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Courtesy of Timmy D:
Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
> > > children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
> > > came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being
> > > uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his
> > > father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off
> > > all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
> > > really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love
> > > with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
> > > hurriedly set the other children to work, and took Little Johnny aside
> > > to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said
> > > Johnny, "He coaches football at KU, but I was too embarrassed to
> > > say so."
Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
> > > children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
> > > came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being
> > > uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his
> > > father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off
> > > all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
> > > really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love
> > > with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
> > > hurriedly set the other children to work, and took Little Johnny aside
> > > to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said
> > > Johnny, "He coaches football at KU, but I was too embarrassed to
> > > say so."
