Little known fact about Sam Keller

[Blackshirtsguru]

Sam Keller gave Mona Lisa that smile!

 

[Landlord]

I wondered when this would weasel it's way over here from Facebook.

They've got one of these on Facebook? Link please...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Drowning's girlfriend says that Sam Keller is NOT hung like a horse.

Horses are hung like Sam Keller

That two-timing [CENSORED]!!!!

Sam Keller can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

 

[Landlord]

You can not call no joust against Sam Keller.

 

[pigsonthewing]

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a pass from Sam Keller.

 

[tattooedhusker]

Sam Keller has the heart of a child...he keeps it in a knight rider lunch box under his bed

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Sam Keller doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

 

[Always a husker]

Sam Keller is the only person in the world who is able to destroy a car by throwing a foam cup at it. His best throw happened in a Lincoln parking garage where he threw a foam cup 487 MPH at a Honda Civic (One of the safest cars and has one of the best crash ratings in the world.) resulting in total demolition with the only remaining working part was the flip down close hanger.

 

[pigsonthewing]

Sam Keller can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

 

[skersOVRsc]

Sam Keller is the only person in the world who is able to destroy a car by throwing a foam cup at it. His best throw happened in a Lincoln parking garage where he threw a foam cup 487 MPH at a Honda Civic (One of the safest cars and has one of the best crash ratings in the world.) resulting in total demolition with the only remaining working part was the flip down close hanger.

You mean clothes hanger? :lol:

 

[skersOVRsc]

Sam Keller $hits sunshine.

 

[Always a husker]

Sam Keller is the only person in the world who is able to destroy a car by throwing a foam cup at it. His best throw happened in a Lincoln parking garage where he threw a foam cup 487 MPH at a Honda Civic (One of the safest cars and has one of the best crash ratings in the world.) resulting in total demolition with the only remaining working part was the flip down close hanger.

You mean clothes hanger? :lol:

Ya

 

[OmahaPoohBear]

Sam Keller was the backup at ASU before quitting on them.

Oh wait, that's true............. <_<

 

[HuskersNow]

Sam Keller was the backup at ASU before quitting on them.

Oh wait, that's true............. <_<

It's more like ASU quit on Sam Keller.

 

[husker rob]

Sam Keller was the backup at ASU before quitting on them.

Oh wait, that's true............. <_<

i guess you are wanting him to quit on the Huskers also?

i love reading your positive, well thought, insightful posts :sarcasm