Little known fact about Sam Keller

[OmahaPoohBear]

i love reading your positive, well thought, insightful, honest, truthful posts.

Thank you, Rob.

 

[pigsonthewing]

Sam Keller can get a royal flush with 2 cards.

 

[Foppa]

All changed their last name to 'Keller.' Yes, even posthumously.

 

[Foppa]

Sam Keller was the backup at ASU before quitting on them.

Oh wait, that's true............. <_<

Sam Keller was the ASU starter before coach Koetter quit on him.

 

[tattooedhusker]

Sam Keller owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 2006 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Sam Keller's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

 

[huskernation20]

Sam Keller got John David Booty(buddy)'s girlfriend pregnant...when they did the ultrasound on her....the baby was stiking the Heisman Pose! No Blood Work needed here.....its Sam's!!!!

 

[bethelbacker]

Sam Keller owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 2006 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Sam Keller's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

That is f'in hilarious

 

[pigsonthewing]

Sam Keller was once a knight in King Arthur's court, he was known as Sir Touchdown.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

i love reading your positive, well thought, insightful, honest, truthful posts.

Thank you, Rob.

Don't go away mad........................just go away!!!!

If you play stairway to heaven backwards you can hear Sam Keller banging you sister!!!

 

[papersun87]

They've got one of these on Facebook? Link please...

Actually, it's a group called "Sam Keller For Heisman" where all the officers' titles are phrases like these.

 

[cmb23]

Sam Keller does not lift weights, the weights move for Sam Keller.

 

[cmb23]

Despite being the icons for different religions, there is one thing that God, Allah and Buddah have in common...they have a Sam Keller poster on their wall.

 

[cmb23]

Sam Keller does not have a 'flavor saver'

It is a patch of chest hair handed down from Zeus

 

[HuskerJosh82]

Sam Keller can divide by zero.

 

[huskerstag]

Sam Keller once walked down the street with a massive erection...there were no survivors.