Little known fact about Sam Keller

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As a child Sam Keller once wished upon a star...the Death Star.

 

[huskerstag]

Sam Keller's receivers always cradle the football like a baby because Sam actually throws them babies in practice.

 

[FriscoTXHusker]

In a previous life, long before recorded history, Sam Keller invented football. At that time he called it Huskerball. The name was switched by dark forces and Sam Keller has returned in this life to Restore the Order at which time Huskerball will be returned to it's rightful place.

 

[FriscoTXHusker]

Chase Daniel derives his power from eating Sam Keller's buggers which he orders monthly and stores in a small freezer in his locker.

 

[skersOVRsc]

Years ago Sam Keller tried the drug extacy...............that was when the Baja penensula was created.

 

[diehard]

Sam Kellers sperm is so badass, he had sex with Jessica Alba, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

 

[HuskerJosh82]

Who would win in a fight, Sam Keller or, Chuck Norris?

 

[tattooedhusker]

sh!t thats' a tough one, we wouldn't know. the earth would explode before we could see the result...too much awesomeness

 

[FriscoTXHusker]

I read somewhere that the US military asked Sam Keller to go to Iraq and destroy Al Qaeda, and bring back Bin Laden but Sam turned them down because he had important work to do in Lincoln.

 

[huskernation13]

I read somewhere that the US military asked Sam Keller to go to Iraq and destroy Al Qaeda, and bring back Bin Laden but Sam turned them down because he had important work to do in Lincoln.

Sam Keller can land an f-14 on an aircraft carrier inverted.

 

[huskernation13]

Sam Keller set the land speed record on a pair of roller skates.

 

[huskernation13]

Sam Keller can fly a kite with no string.

 

[HuskerRob]

 

[Landlord]

Sam Keller set the land speed record on a pair of roller skates.

I actually personally know the guy that did, and it isn't Sam Keller. :lol:

 

[skersOVRsc]

Sam Keller deer hunts by throwing rocks.