huskernumerouno
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> One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked
> for a show of hands from those who could use the word
> 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
>
> First, she called! On little Suzie, who responded with, 'My
> father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked
> beautiful in it.'
>
> 'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on
> little Michael.
>
> 'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
> beautifully.'
>
> She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly
> called on little MARK.
>
> 'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father
> that she was Pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f ******
> beautiful!''
> One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked
> for a show of hands from those who could use the word
> 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
>
> First, she called! On little Suzie, who responded with, 'My
> father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked
> beautiful in it.'
>
> 'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on
> little Michael.
>
> 'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
> beautifully.'
>
> She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly
> called on little MARK.
>
> 'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father
> that she was Pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f ******
> beautiful!''
