Long Snapper

[AK-47]

I noticed we have this open spot on the field. I will step in and declare my candidacy. If elected I plan to do the following things: 1) snap the football. I will be there for the punter and place kicker whenever they need a football snapped to them. 2) First on the field in warm-ups. I will go out two hours before kick offs if that's what it takes to get my kickers ready. 3) Goof around as much as possible during practice. As a high school long snapper, I have more experience in this field than any of the other declared candidates. 4) Not getting invited to team parties. Self explanatory.

This is what I intend to contribute to this squad. Thank you and God bless America.

 

[The Dude]

I once dated a girl who had a long snapper.

 

[GSG]

I once dated a girl who had a long snapper.

 

[NUance]

And place-kick holder. We need one of those.

Hey, The Dude, did you ever date a girl who held your balls?

 

[rawhide]

U can only kick one at a time per regulations

that's why she holds them :$

 

[Enhance]

You can't declare your own candidacy. That said, if knapplc adds this position, I will nominate you.

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

I once dated a girl who had a long snapper.

This from the guy who just needs to get some snapper

 

[AK-47]

You can't declare your own candidacy. That said, if knapplc adds this position, I will nominate you.

I know that. It's not an official candidacy, but more of a medium for the revelation of my platform lol