Man Accused of Having Sex With Teddy Bear for Fourth Time

[GSG]

Once, twice, three times a lady. But four times with a teddy bear?
Charles Marshall of Cincinnati is accused of having sex with a teddy bear for the fourth time in the past two years, according to the Smoking Gun.

Marshall was arrested Wednesday after employees at a health clinic saw him masturbating with a teddy bear in an alley, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/16/charles-marshall-teddy-bear_n_1602294.html

 

[Excel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcB7tYZ1jw

 

[huKSer]

Do it inside, not in an alley

 

[NUance]

Probably not a good candidate to be a Toys-for-Tots volunteer.

 

[huKSer]

The second mile?

 

[ShawnWatson]

Tedophile.

 

[rawhide]

Well, it is Tosu or close by

 

[Blackshirts007]

Tedophile.

that is great!! :funnyhahah

 

[tschu]

I didn't know Bucky lived in Cinci

 

[huKSer]

Surprised this didn't "pop" up

 

[CornHOLIO]

Quote from the movie "Paul" when one of the Brits admitted to having sex with an ewok at a sci-fi convention.

"It was FURRY nice".

 

[Minnesota_husker]

Did he get a teddy job?

I hope he beared no romance?

Hope he used protection...

 

[Muck]

I'd like to point out that Cincinnati is generally considered to be part of Northern Kentucky rather than Ohio proper.

Carry on.

 

[Mierin]

I loved Cincinnati before reading this. Now I want to move there.

 

[NUance]

I loved Cincinnati before reading this. Now I want to move there.

Sure it looks like fun. If you're not the bear.