Danny Bateman
Heisman Trophy Winner
... at Golden Corral. Hey, he's got too much downtime nowadays to NOT frequent this place.
Supposedly, Mangino sees this as a sabatical. It's an excellent opportunity to combine two of his true loves (food and strategy): the huge array of eats forces Marky Mark to be sharp like a razor, deciding which foods to fit where on which plates and in what order.
Word on the street is Mangino is considering bringing the following to his staff @ GC:
*Romeo "Chubbly" Crennel- Appetizer/Soups Coach
*Charlie "Xtreme FUPA" Weis- Main Course Coordinator
*Wade "Too Sexy for his Shirt" Phillips- Drinks/Dessert Coordinator
(That is, assuming he can get the latter two to step away from their new contracts)
Be scared, people, be very scared. In a few years, we will have a fully blown, Carb hammerin, Cholesterol guzzlin, pants unbuttonin, Hawaiian shirt wearin dynasty that will be porking down everything in its way. Leaving only some very scared people and a strong methane trail in its wake.
Supposedly, Mangino sees this as a sabatical. It's an excellent opportunity to combine two of his true loves (food and strategy): the huge array of eats forces Marky Mark to be sharp like a razor, deciding which foods to fit where on which plates and in what order.
Word on the street is Mangino is considering bringing the following to his staff @ GC:
*Romeo "Chubbly" Crennel- Appetizer/Soups Coach
*Charlie "Xtreme FUPA" Weis- Main Course Coordinator
*Wade "Too Sexy for his Shirt" Phillips- Drinks/Dessert Coordinator
(That is, assuming he can get the latter two to step away from their new contracts)
Be scared, people, be very scared. In a few years, we will have a fully blown, Carb hammerin, Cholesterol guzzlin, pants unbuttonin, Hawaiian shirt wearin dynasty that will be porking down everything in its way. Leaving only some very scared people and a strong methane trail in its wake.