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All-American
Man: Yeah, I clocked in five minutes late.
Woman: This morning I woke up at 7:05 even though I went to bed at 11, after a gin and tonic. Well, OK, it was my third, but whose counting? I must have pushed the snooze button 4 times instead of the normal 3 times, except on weekends when of course I let it go up to 5 times. I hurried up in the shower but I did get some shampoo in my eyes - boy did that burn! I really should go back to Baby Shampoo, but it really doesn't help with my split ends. When I got out I was going to wear the mauve top, but thought that Lisa might also wear hers, so I switched to my rust top. For breakfast I was going to have a bagel but that damn scale said I was up 1.2 pounds, so I had to go with plain yogurt. On the way to work some jerk in a burnt orange Oldsmobile cut me off, so then I hit 6 red lights. I normally hit 3 red lights at the most, unless its raining or god forbid snow. I really hate driving in snow, but that is a lot better than driving on ice. One time 4 winters ago it took me 45 minutes to get to work - can you believe it? 45 minutes! Anyway when I got to work I had to say hello to the front desk clerk - if I don't she will hate me and not forward any of my messages for a day or two - the b1tch! But I have to be kissy-kissy with her because I heard she and one of the VPs, you know the one that looks like McDreamy on Gray's Anatomy - anyway I heard they got caught half naked in the copy room last week. Well, anyway, I clocked in five minutes late.
Woman: This morning I woke up at 7:05 even though I went to bed at 11, after a gin and tonic. Well, OK, it was my third, but whose counting? I must have pushed the snooze button 4 times instead of the normal 3 times, except on weekends when of course I let it go up to 5 times. I hurried up in the shower but I did get some shampoo in my eyes - boy did that burn! I really should go back to Baby Shampoo, but it really doesn't help with my split ends. When I got out I was going to wear the mauve top, but thought that Lisa might also wear hers, so I switched to my rust top. For breakfast I was going to have a bagel but that damn scale said I was up 1.2 pounds, so I had to go with plain yogurt. On the way to work some jerk in a burnt orange Oldsmobile cut me off, so then I hit 6 red lights. I normally hit 3 red lights at the most, unless its raining or god forbid snow. I really hate driving in snow, but that is a lot better than driving on ice. One time 4 winters ago it took me 45 minutes to get to work - can you believe it? 45 minutes! Anyway when I got to work I had to say hello to the front desk clerk - if I don't she will hate me and not forward any of my messages for a day or two - the b1tch! But I have to be kissy-kissy with her because I heard she and one of the VPs, you know the one that looks like McDreamy on Gray's Anatomy - anyway I heard they got caught half naked in the copy room last week. Well, anyway, I clocked in five minutes late.
