I got this and it shall be set in stone......
GSG finds a servicible female counterpart full filling his necessary requirements to be deemed a girlfriend.
knapplc is called, in some form, a pompous singleminded a$$ in an unprecedented 3 times a day average
Po Belini is "asked" to leave two drinking establishments in the old market in omaha saying he was just living the Red Sox clubhouse lifestyle
kc_chris presents a new brilliant(and overly bouncy) avatar for all to enjoy
aspeedlin is hired as a recruiting coordinator for Southeast Community College for their intermural flag football team
EZ actually makes it into the state for a game
Nuance becomes the mayor for Emerald in the first step of his world domination
irieboy will eat some mucho bad poi
bigg10 will become the president of the "Super fans for the Conference USA/MWC" and laugh at the minions that aren't in a "superconference" and begin to petition the greatest team ever and their QB James Van der Beek to join the conference
redout22 will hunt down Steve Bartman and give him a hug
AND Paul Crewe will continue to post pure babble in the forms of limericks and riddles while hitting the BUMP when drunk thread 3 days a week, thus ending up in a van down by the river, talking to a football that he pasted a face of Shawn Watson on. Together the two of them willl come up with the ultimate offensive game plan for the game of table tennis, and will be an offensive juggernaut that the Chinese government will put a million dollar bounty out on their heads.