huskernumerouno
All-American
OK we figured out how this works. WE NEED MORE BEER before the game to get going. The halftime kegger was great motivation for the 2nd half comeback try.
MOCK LEAGUE GAME RESULTS
- Thread starter Cy the Cyclone
- Start date
I See Red People
All-Conference
:koolaid2: :clap :koolaid2: :clap :koolaid2:
HuskerfaninOkieland
Heisman Trophy Winner
Son of a biscuit eater, you're evil! I like it! :clap :clapCy the Cyclone said:
Just hope like hell the Red Team isn't the losing team. Things that make you go
BOBELIEVER
Five-Star Recruit
first you'll have to pry it from Sarge's paws so by all means go for it... and if you get by Sarge that's fine too cuz I can "mis-remember" with the best of em :thumbs
BIGREDIOWAN
Mods
So will I be in the line-up next week or am I going to be 2nd string the whole time?
Cy the Cyclone
Starter
I told you new guys you were ineligble for the first game....if you keep complaining about it, I'm going to have to assume you can't read and rule you academically ineligble (or an Iowa Hawkeye) and send you to Cozad Prep School for a year... :angry:
Huskerballz
Starter
For being the starting running back, 6 carries seems a little low. Hmmmmm I smell sabotage <_<
HuskerfaninOkieland
Heisman Trophy Winner
It's all good in the hood. Next game we'll try to up your carries and yardage. :koolaid2:
BOBELIEVER
Five-Star Recruit
you must've had too many shots at the tailgate.. that's why you were running zig zag patterns instead of a straight line so your 4.3 40 speed was irrelevant... don't worry my new formula will straighten ya :thumbs
Be cool there, Red. I'll keep letting the D key on me, so that you have those holes to get 4.8 per!
My bruising 200 lb. frame is well suited to be the focal point of this offense. :koolaid2:
BIGREDIOWAN
Mods
I didn't read that so calm the f*&k down!!!! :lol: Typical Iowa State fan going off the handle at the first opportunity........
jayhawk
Starter
5 Major accomplishments for Jayhawk
1) We won. Neato!!!
2) White Lost. Obvious, I suppose, but still an additional goal to make up the 5 I can tick off (Ready to whine about despite being the white teams, you need black shirts????)
3) I was not attributed a major injury. It seemed inevitable, so I will take it
4) I did something productive. 3 tackles for a DT is not bad, I maye frame Cy's post, maybe later at least, eventually.
5) No one has called one of my team's schedule soft after the first win to explain it away. AWESOME.
So one question, where are the pancakes? No O-Lineman Stats? Cy, I thought you used to be one, can't we get our one non-negative stat?
1) We won. Neato!!!
2) White Lost. Obvious, I suppose, but still an additional goal to make up the 5 I can tick off (Ready to whine about despite being the white teams, you need black shirts????)
3) I was not attributed a major injury. It seemed inevitable, so I will take it
4) I did something productive. 3 tackles for a DT is not bad, I maye frame Cy's post, maybe later at least, eventually.
5) No one has called one of my team's schedule soft after the first win to explain it away. AWESOME.
So one question, where are the pancakes? No O-Lineman Stats? Cy, I thought you used to be one, can't we get our one non-negative stat?
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huskerinkc
Three-Star Recruit
Receiving huskerinkc 9 – 98 yds – 1 TD
Nice!! Just like the good 'ol days in high school. Thanks for throwing me the rock! I told you I'd light it up.
Nice!! Just like the good 'ol days in high school. Thanks for throwing me the rock! I told you I'd light it up.