Mowing and Beer

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SOCALHUSKER

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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and

watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over

and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my bottle of Rolling Rock, wiped the cold foam from my

lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the

eyes of this nosy-a$$ neighbor and then calmly replied,

"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

 
After mowing the lawn, on a very hot day, the best tasting thing on earth is...

The second beer, I never taste the first one.

 
SOCALHUSKER said:
VA Husker2 said:
After mowing the lawn, on a very hot day, the best tasting thing on earth is...

The second beer, I never taste the first one.
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I enjoy all the beers I drink because...

I don't mow the lawn, my girlfriend does!! :hellloooo :hellloooo
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So nice of your wife to allow this. I so admire

the So. Cal. lifestyle.

T_O_B

:laughpound :laughpound :clap :laughpound :laughpound

 
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Good one, funny thing is I was just sitting out on my porch yesterday, drinking a beer and watching the guy that mows the lawn do his thing. Sometimes I love living in a townhome..............................sometimes. <_<

 
Good job T_ O_ teaching the kids some pearls of wisdom that only comes with experience. :)

GBR

another is a scene from Something about Mary and a guy watching TV and drinking a beer. :cheers

 
BIGREDIOWAN said:
Good one, funny thing is I was just sitting out on my porch yesterday, drinking a beer and watching the guy that mows the lawn do his thing. Sometimes I love living in a townhome..............................sometimes. <_<
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Don't ask dont tell.

Sorry BRI I had to.

 
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