Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan

[Eric the Red]

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius

(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan

(Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.

(clutching at straws!)

Season after season, year after year, YOU scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you born (those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season (been playing since the 1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your arch rivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease (we'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of

Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you finish ranked number twenty, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year.

(Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan!)"

 

[DJR313]

Awesome, and yet true.

 

[Chef K]

Two nights ago I was attending my daughters "back to school" night, and I was wearin' some Husker gear. anyways I was walkin down a hall and a guy with a Michigan T-shirt was walkin the other way. he saw my shirt and gave me a snear.I played it cool, but I felt like sayin' "How's that Alamo Bowl runner-up plaque lookin'?"

 

[DaveH]

Awesome, and yet true.

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[rawhide]

ETR you should make a Guinness BRILLIANT ode too. Sorry I don't do the grunt work just come up with the BRILLIANT ideas.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

"How's that Alamo Bowl runner-up plaque lookin'?"

That would have been awesome!!!! Some of the guys I work with are still complaining about that game............I told them to give it up and try and move on with their lives...........it's pitiful to see grown men still torn apart by that game!!!!

 

[HSKRNOKC]

Screw um.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Yeah your right.......................SCREW 'EM!!!!!

 

[Nigel87]

Two nights ago I was attending my daughters "back to school" night, and I was wearin' some Husker gear. anyways I was walkin down a hall and a guy with a Michigan T-shirt was walkin the other way. he saw my shirt and gave me a snear.I played it cool, but I felt like sayin' "How's that Alamo Bowl runner-up plaque lookin'?"

Sounds like what happend to me at work today (I was wearing a Huskers shirt as usual). Some woman (customer) wearing a Michigan shirt gave me a dirty look. I kept walking, since I was on the clock and can't get into fights with customers, but did want to ask, "What was the score to the Alamo Bowl again? I forgot."

Also a different customer wearing a Huskers hat (as I running by to do a supervisor override) :thumbs so the Husker fans besides me are up here somewhere...

 

[808Husker in KCMO]

"How's that Alamo Bowl runner-up plaque lookin'?"

:yeah That would have been awesome!!!! Some of the guys I work with are still complaining about that game............I told them to give it up and try and move on with their lives...........it's pitiful to see grown men still torn apart by that game!!!!

Pfft.. Im still torn up by the losses in the early 90s at the Orange bowl.