My penis

[ZRod]

Oh it was super intense. I was using it so hard and fast my that hand started to cramp.

You mean a nice looking lady's hand started to cramp.

That's either a pretty unique fetish or you're giving him too much credit.

Unless she is said lady...

 

[knapplc]

I've heard length counts, but width matters. So... sorry about that.

 

[ZRod]

Good thing I won't have trouble with either of those. My penis short enough not to bust through the top and thin enough that it won't get wedged in there! It barely touches the sides when I insert it in the cap.

 

[Redux]

You should probably get your space bar looked at too, did you realize you wrote PENIS??!!

 

[Mierin]

You should probably get your space bar looked at too, did you realize you wrote PENIS??!!

Wow I didn't notice that until now. I'm suddenly thinking about how all of these posts also apply to penises.

 

[ZRod]

You should probably get your space bar looked at too, did you realize you wrote PENIS??!!

Wow I didn't notice that until now. I'm suddenly thinking about how all of these posts also apply to penises.

Pervert!

 

[darkhorse85]

You should probably get your space bar looked at too, did you realize you wrote PENIS??!!

Well this is embarassing. My keyboard tends to be a bit sticky.

 

[Redux]

You should probably get your space bar looked at too, did you realize you wrote PENIS??!!

Well this is embarassing. My keyboard tends to be a bit sticky.

Probably due to your leaky penis.

 

[darkhorse85]

Thanks for you concern on how leaky my penis.

 

[Flat Water]

Some cultures are accepting of a small penis. Move there.

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

You should probably get your space bar looked at too, did you realize you wrote PENIS??!!

Wow I didn't notice that until now. I'm suddenly thinking about how all of these posts also apply to penises.

That's all women think about

 

[Redux]

Found you a worthy replacement Darkhorse

 

[Mierin]

Those are some tiny balls

 

[darkhorse85]

Found you a worthy replacement Darkhorse

That's vulgar.

 

[Redux]

Why is it vulgar? I thought Peni was a type of italian noodle....OH, thats Penne! My mistake. Don't I feel like a goobe!