My predictions for the upcoming season

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nepolo7

Special Teams Player
I will eat an average of 15 wings a game

I will drink at lease one pitcher's worth of beer each game.

I will swear at the tv at least once a game, this stat will have the most fluctuation because there are too many factors to list.

I will pass out after a game at 6 pm at least once this season

I will buy at least two new husker clothing items

 
i will drink more than a picture of beer a game

i will be as loud as i can be during every game

i will call my brothers everyweekend to let them know how much their teams suck compared to NEBRASKA!!!!!!

 
I predict that I will not be sober by the end of any Husker game.

I predict that I will yell at the refs for a call that was probally the right call.

I predict that I will cheer and yell for every gang tackle that I see the Husker do.

I predict that I will yell at the recievers for dropping any pass.

 
I predict:

1. I will yell :WTH after every non-holding call

2. I will :cheers before during and after every game to the point where I will say :hitit about a fat ugly KST chick (yes, redundant I know)

3. I will :w00t to all those non-huskers out there as BIG RED climbs to the top!

 
i will get POed and throw something then people in my house get mad, then i yell at them because they dont know how to enjoy a football game, i get even more mad, turn gree. and get the muscle mass of a gorilla, then the huskers win. shoiuld happen almost eveygame this season.

 
I predict blue moon will flow like water that or red trolley meh

NU will roll like a freight train leap tall building with a single bound

and not be disguised like a mild mannered reporter for the daily planet. :lol:

 
I predict that I will drop at least one F-Bomb directly towards an official per game

I predict that I will piss my wife off at least once per game when I yell so load that it wakes the baby

I predict that I will be depressed for 96 hours after our first loss(if any)

I predict that I will jones'n for the next game within 24 hrs of the previous one, regardless of outcome

 
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I predict I will tell my brother Nebraska is better then USC every week

I predict I will tell my brother USC will lose sept. 16 :restore :restore :restore :restore :restore

 
I predict my hairloss will accelerate throughout the season.

I predict my father the USC alum and I wll curse at each other and scare the section we are sitting in Sept. 16th

I predict my basset hound's ears will get lower when I start screaming at a Taylor INT

I predict many bloody marys on account of the early PST start time for NU games

I predict Brent Musburger will mention that Brady Quinn's daughter is engaged to Aj Hawk 428 times this season.

I predict the KSU mascot will do 6 pushups at the NU/KSU game

I predict that Matt Leinart will be at the sidelines at many USC games because he will be a worthless washout in the NFL

 
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