My predictions for the upcoming season

I predict that I will spend way too much time analyzing and discussing husker football. I also predict that many, many nachos with my special cheese dip will be consumed in my household.

 
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I predict at some point Beano Cook will once again refer to the 1949 Michigan State NOH TRA DAME game. Or whenver that ancient game was.

I predict Lee Corso is not so fast my friend.

I predict on Thursday nights, college football is the best show on TV.

I predict I will need a Huskerboard hug if/when the Big Red lose.

 
I predict my dogs will freak out and hide during all NU games, even when I'm cheering.

I predict I will have butterflies before the first game, the second game, the third game...

I predict my students will make fun of me if/when the Huskers lose.

I predict I will gloat when the Huskers win.

I predict I will be a raging mad maniac at my students if/when the Huskers lose.

 
I predict that I will jump off my couch, complaining about calls.

I predict that I will jump off my couch, and go crazy because of a long score.

I predict I will throw the bones often this season, even if a game isn't going on.

I predict that I will yell "Order Restored!" at the end of the season.

GBR!

 
I predict I will carve hateful KSU and Colorado comments into my coffee table whilst watching the games...

I predict that I will gain quite a bit of weight this season because liquor and football games don't go together. (just when I started losing weight too)

I predict that the refs will make numerous horrible calls and I will proceed to flip shite at them.

 
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