HuskerfaninOkieland
Heisman Trophy Winner
Pineapple Express
From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me.
Name that movie...
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From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me.
BigRedPowerWagon
Banned
Major Payne
Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! The hell's the matter with you? Stupid! We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw "Old Yeller?" Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?
I cried my eyes out. So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army. We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us - we're soldiers. But we're American soldiers! We've been kicking a$$ for 200 years! We're 10 and 1! Now we don't have to worry about whether or not we practiced. We don't have to worry about whether Captain Stillman wants to have us hung. All we have to do is to be the great American fighting soldier that is inside each one of us. Now do what I do, and say what I say. And make me proud.
Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! The hell's the matter with you? Stupid! We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw "Old Yeller?" Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?
I cried my eyes out. So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army. We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us - we're soldiers. But we're American soldiers! We've been kicking a$$ for 200 years! We're 10 and 1! Now we don't have to worry about whether or not we practiced. We don't have to worry about whether Captain Stillman wants to have us hung. All we have to do is to be the great American fighting soldier that is inside each one of us. Now do what I do, and say what I say. And make me proud.
caveman99
All-American
STRIPES!!!!!!
Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet: WHAT?
[Helmet gathers up his dolls]
Colonel Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge sir!
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
[sandurz closes the door]
Dark Helmet: Good!
Army Husker
All-Conference
Spaceballs
"Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets."
The Hunt for Red October
Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
Person: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
Person: You know something? YOU SUCK!
tattooedhusker
All-Conference
Billy Madison
Walking through grocery store:
"Would you like to try a vanilla oat crunchie?"
"What do you think?"
in another aisle... "have a nice day!"
"f#*k you!"
Walking through grocery store:
"Would you like to try a vanilla oat crunchie?"
"What do you think?"
in another aisle... "have a nice day!"
"f#*k you!"
tattooedhusker
All-Conference
anyone?
gmoney88
Five-Star Recruit
My Blue Heaven
"I can feel it in my fingers, I can feel it in my toes. Christmas is all around us, its everywhere I go..."
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red
All-American
kansas husker
All-Conference
Dodge Ball
1st guy: "Woah, what are you, bionic?"
2nd guy: "No no no, I only like the girls. Thanks anyways."
1st guy: "Woah, what are you, bionic?"
2nd guy: "No no no, I only like the girls. Thanks anyways."
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red
All-American
Don't mess with Zohan or whatever it is...
Dundermifflinite
Starter
^^^^Necessary Roughness
next (I hope I don't freeze the thread with this one):
"If he's here, then who's running hell?"
next (I hope I don't freeze the thread with this one):
"If he's here, then who's running hell?"
Necessary Roughness.
I'll do an easy one, however if any of you have got to search this one you need to have your man card taken from you.
From one of my all time favorites...............
"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave".
Dundermifflinite
Starter
^^Since we posted this at nearly the exact same time, I'll answer yours (Tombstone), and re-post mine:
next (I hope I don't freeze the thread with this one):
"If he's here, then who's running hell?"
next (I hope I don't freeze the thread with this one):
"If he's here, then who's running hell?"