Name that movie...

Smokey and the Bandit

"You know what's a fun game? taking 3 motrin P.M's and trying to jerk off before you fall asleep. It's great because you always win."

 
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borNred said:
Smokey and the Bandit

"You know what's a fun game? taking 3 motrin P.M's and trying to jerk off before you fall asleep. It's great because you always win."
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40 year old Virgin

Character 1 explaining to Character 2 about what sex is

1- Now this square is the... man.

2- Ok.

1- This circle here, that's a uterus.

2- That's what it looks like?

1- Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...

2- Mmhmm.

1- because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.

2- Wel... and where do they go?

1- All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.

2- And that there is the exposed crotches?

1- I told you that's the chair and the spatula.

2- I knew it.

1- Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.

2- Ooh... that feels good.

1- Yeah, I never tire of it.

 
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strigori said:
Dr. Strangelove I think.

"That rug really tied the room together. "
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Great Lendowski?

"Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart. "

And still no answer to "Sedagive!?!?!?!?!"

 
Young Frankenstine.

"I call that mighty bold talk for a one eyed fat man."

"Fill your hand you sonofa itch."

T_O_B

 
T_O_Bull said:
BASEketball

"Make me hawk, let me fly away from here."
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LadyHawk?

"We spend our whole life trying to stop death. Eating, inventing, loving, praying, fighting, killing. But what do we really know about death? Just that nobody comes back. Then there comes a point - a moment - in life when your mind outlives its desires, its obsessions, when your habits survive your dreams, and when your losses... Maybe death is a gift."

 
The Life of David Gale

Guy 1 Everything was fine with our system until our power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Inspector 1 They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Guy 2 Yes, it's true.This man has no d!(k.

 
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