Roxy
Starter
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
"You Can Be THE Man of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now
on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is
Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done
eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner,
you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex
that I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me
and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The f'ing funeral director would be my first
guess.."
"You Can Be THE Man of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now
on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is
Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done
eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner,
you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex
that I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me
and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The f'ing funeral director would be my first
guess.."
