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Clemson fans, how is your FG kicker? We have Alex Henery, who kicks 57-yard game-winning field goals with ease. Here are a couple of other cool facts about him:
- On the Asian market, Alex Henery's urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
- Alex Henerey can dribble a football.
- Alex Henerey is a stunt double for Optimus Prime
- The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Alex Henerey roundhouse kicked it into orbit.
- Alex Henerey once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- Alex Henerey once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Alex Henery. Not to be outdone, Alex Henery invented the car accident.
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