VectorVictor
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Wisconsin is our Texas.
No, I would suggest Ohio State is our Texass. Wisky is more our Mizzery, but with substantially more success (than Mizzery) but still looking up to us for various reasons.
Additionally, I would submit that Iowa is more our Colorado, but with fewer flirtations with competence than the Buffaloes have ever experienced and s******r driving skills among the Iowa collective fanbase. Also, that:
- MSU is our Kansas State (or aTm)
- Michigan is our Texas Tech
- Illinois is our Baylor
- Purdue is our Iowa State
- Northwestern is our Oklahoma State
- Penn State is our Oklahoma.
One requirement of today's CFB rivalries is at least one fanbase has to deny it is a rivalry.
No, one requirement is that the rivalry requires a contrived trophy created by the B1G headquarters paired with a corporate sponsorship.
That's why it's okay to say Minny and the $5 Bits of Broken Chair isn't a rivalry--it just means it is, because we exist in Bizarro world.
And reading that has now made my head hurt from the paradox.
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