**Official 2014 FIFA World Cup Thread**

[Mierin]

Joe Biden is now the president of the USA according to the British announcer.

 

[ShawnWatson]

I think that white US player with dreadlocks works at the Whole Foods by me.

 

[hskrfan4life]

And it looks like Dempsey has a broken nose. Altidores injury is a strained left hamstring.

 

[hskrfan4life]

After some quick medical attention, Dempsey is back in.

 

[hskrfan4life]

Halftime 1-0 USA

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Ghana looks way better than us

 

[ShawnWatson]

That dudes nose looks f'd up.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

That dudes nose looks f'd up.

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 23m

Luckily Dempsey is already ugly

 

[ShawnWatson]

These Ghana flops are hilarious, and by hilarious I mean it makes me f'ing hate their country and soccer.

 

[hskrfan4life]

Start of 2nd half.

 

[ShawnWatson]

Soccer would be so much more fun to watch if like three players on each team were able to wield machetes. Would really take care of this purposely falling down.

 

[ShawnWatson]

So it's a penalty to hold up your arms and get assaulted by a Ghana player?

 

[Ratt Mhule]

USA does not deserve to win. They are bad. I feel like after the first 30 sec. the only players touching the ball are in white and Tim Howard

 

[hskrfan4life]

USA does not deserve to win. They are bad. I feel like after the first 30 sec. the only players touching the ball are in white and Tim Howard

Ok, since we aren't the best soccer team ever we deserve to lose? Makes sense. But we are winning 1-0.

 

[ShawnWatson]

Bob Seger is blaring so loud you guys. Don't tread on me.