**Official 2014 FIFA World Cup Thread**

[hskrfan4life]

Thanks! World Cup scoring is weird.

Yea, I can't argue with you there.

 

[Mierin]

Thanks! World Cup scoring is weird.

We don't care whether Portugal wins by a small amount or if they tie, but having Portugal ahead 1-0 is a lot less scary. If Ghana wins by 1 and we lose by 2, Ghana goes on.

 

[GSG]

Fake Bo Pelini @FauxPelini · 20m

.@FIFAWorldCup THIS FIELD IS EXTREMELY WET AND UNSAFE DO THE RIGHT THING AND CALL THIS A 0-0 TIE

 

[Mierin]

*drool*

 

[hskrfan4life]

0-0 at Half

 

[GSG]

*drool*

Lol. Move to Colorado. Every dude here is white with a beard and long hair.

 

[GSG]

Deadspin writer and author:

Drew Magary ‏@drewmagary 50s

My kids keep saying they're rooting for both teams because "it's fair" and because they want everyone to "have fun". F**KING SOCIALISTS.

 

[ADS]

Deadspin writer and author:

Drew Magary ‏@drewmagary 50s

My kids keep saying they're rooting for both teams because "it's fair" and because they want everyone to "have fun". F**KING SOCIALISTS.

Lock them in a closet

 

[GSG]

 

[ADS]

I still think we go this, we look much faster than them. It's just a matter of not letting Germany sit in our zone for extended periods of time.

 

[GSG]

Tim Howard Has Excellent First Half; Here's All His Saves

 

[knapplc]

Germany substitutes Miroslav Klose, the co-leader in World Cup scoring. But the dude is 36 years old. We'll see what kind of legs he's got.

 

[zoogs]

He scored the 2nd goal against Ghana. I remember being a fan of his play in the last world cup. Hoping we'll be seeing none of his post goal backflips today though.

Unfortunately, it seems like he's still really good. Especially at scoring. Heh, look at this:

Pictured is Wayne Rooney.

US defenders doing some pretty good stuff today. A lot of close calls cut out. I have to say I'm not a fan of how they're always in our box.

And....there's a goal

 

[hskrfan4life]

1-0 Germany, damn it.

 

[GSG]

Germany scores