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MASSIVE POST FIRST LOSS EDIT: THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL BASH WISCONSIN THREAD.
Feel free to bow down and worship the future 2013 Big Ten Champions as they dominate their way to their fourth scrait Rose Bowl, this thread is for your convenience.
Story lines:
HC Changes
Fatty Fatty BB...
1)hears the call of the his piggy brethren
2)gives in to his new succubus of a wife
3) wants more moneys in the SEC and a hot blonde assistant to take for motorcycle rides
...and betrays us (its ok, always knew he was a jerk)
New coach/part-time Culvers burger cook Gary Anderson:
Badgers continue running attack tradition with new three headed beast:
Corey Clement
Melvin Gordon
James White
Finally found a quarterback with gorgeous hair (but an unfortunate O Face):
Jared Abbrederis and Chris Borland continue exhibiting fabulous Dance Hands as they return for their ninth and twelfth seasons as Badgers respectively:
Oh...and new Helmets:
Schedule (past results in bold, future results are italicized)
v. UMASS W 45-0
v. TTU W 48-0
@ ASU W 52-0
v. Purdue W 59-0
@ OSU W 63-0
v. Northwestern W 70-0
@ Illinois W 77-0
@ Iowa W 80-0
v. BYU W 87-0
v. IU W 90-0
@ U of M W 93-0
v. Penn State W 96-0
B1G CG v. Michigan W 99-0
Rose Bowl: v. Oregon L 41-48
or
BCS NCG: v. Alabama L 7-49
So, in conclusion: Wisconsin = Stacked. B1G = Screwed.
But don't feel too bad...here, enjoy some Jump Around:
Commence Circle J/
Feel free to bow down and worship the future 2013 Big Ten Champions as they dominate their way to their fourth scrait Rose Bowl, this thread is for your convenience.
Story lines:
HC Changes
Fatty Fatty BB...
1)hears the call of the his piggy brethren
2)gives in to his new succubus of a wife
3) wants more moneys in the SEC and a hot blonde assistant to take for motorcycle rides
...and betrays us (its ok, always knew he was a jerk)
New coach/part-time Culvers burger cook Gary Anderson:
Badgers continue running attack tradition with new three headed beast:
Corey Clement
Melvin Gordon
James White
Finally found a quarterback with gorgeous hair (but an unfortunate O Face):
Jared Abbrederis and Chris Borland continue exhibiting fabulous Dance Hands as they return for their ninth and twelfth seasons as Badgers respectively:
Oh...and new Helmets:
Schedule (past results in bold, future results are italicized)
v. UMASS W 45-0
v. TTU W 48-0
@ ASU W 52-0
v. Purdue W 59-0
@ OSU W 63-0
v. Northwestern W 70-0
@ Illinois W 77-0
@ Iowa W 80-0
v. BYU W 87-0
v. IU W 90-0
@ U of M W 93-0
v. Penn State W 96-0
B1G CG v. Michigan W 99-0
Rose Bowl: v. Oregon L 41-48
or
BCS NCG: v. Alabama L 7-49
So, in conclusion: Wisconsin = Stacked. B1G = Screwed.
But don't feel too bad...here, enjoy some Jump Around:
Commence Circle J/
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