Official -Faux Pelini- Updates Thread

[Mavric]

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 25m

.@WebMD I've noticed that having short secret wedding is a good way to get four months pregnant

 

[Mavric]

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 1h

.@IowaHoops You guys are so lucky you get to play an extra tournament game

 

[GSG]

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 11m

I AM NOT LAUGHING IS EVERYONE OK I AM NOT LAUGHING RT @HuffingtonPost: Miley Cyrus tour bus catches fire and bursts into flames

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 8m

Let me get this straight, we lost an airplane full of people but found Bruce Pearl

 

[Mavric]

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 7h

.@Nike This day has more overtime than your Taiwanese t-shirt factory

 

[Mavric]

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 22s

For those asking, we'll be making some subtle changes to this account going forward. We think you'll enjoy the new direction! #GoBigRed

Not sure if this is legit or April Fools....

 

[Landlord]

oh boy

 

[Mavric]

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 23m

RT @Tech_Sgt_Chen: I take it this account under new ownership? If so, sad day. // Yep, you'll see some changes but we hope ya stick around!

 

[Redux]

My favorite April fools Joke was the year Tim and the Animal played nothing but Nickleback for the whole morning show.

My guess is Fauxs tweets will get lamer and lamer throughout the day. Love it.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

@FauxPelini: .@weatherchannel Snow in Lincoln in April really you a-holes

@weatherchannel: @fauxpelini It was a last-second heave. You of all coaches can relate to that.

 

[Redux]

BOOMERANG BURN

 

[Mavric]

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 6m

.@Pontifex Whoever is in charge of picking who dies is doing a terrible job

 

[Landlord]

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 6m

.@Pontifex Whoever is in charge of picking who dies is doing a terrible job

Just beat me to it.

Also why the hell isn't this in the football forum?

 

[Mavric]

Also why the hell isn't this in the football forum?

The guy who started it put it here?

 

[Landlord]

I don't remember doing that...

 

[GSG]

Probably because 99% of it has nothing to to with football other than the account being named after our football coach