Official -Faux Pelini- Updates Thread

[sd'sker]

@FauxPelini27s

FYI if you win games by more than 7 points then you wasted valuable effort and energy, those meaningless extra points = bad coaching

 

[ADS]

Fake Bo Pelini@FauxPelini

.@ADHadenUSC THAT'S IT, I'M NO LONGER INTERESTED IN THE USC JOB

 

[Landlord]

Probably the best Faux Pelini tweet ever:

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini16h

.@BWWBowl FYI we will not even consider playing in your bowl unless you have all the sprinklers removed from the field





These two are pretty good too:



Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini16h

THE BCS FORMULA LOOKS AT "WINS" AND "LOSSES" AND "SCHEDULE STRENGTH" AND OTHER bullsh#t BUT HAIL MARYS MEAN NOTHING



Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini17h

ONCE AGAIN THE BCS DISCRIMINATES AGAINST 4-LOSS TEAMS. THIS SYSTEM IS BROKEN

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

corncraze posted this in his Status Update. Hilarious!

https://twitter.com/FauxPelini/status/407666922843422720/photo/1/large?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=fb&utm_campaign=FauxPelini&utm_content=407666922843422720

 

[GSG]

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini8m

.@realDonaldTrump Would you be interested in making a $10,000 investment in Project chickensh#t

 

[sd'sker]

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini1m

.@ABCSharkTank I have a business idea for a hat you can punch people with, I just need $10,000 to get started

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 1h

.@JacobyEllsbury Can I have $10,000 I need it for a charitable donation

 

[sd'sker]

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini2m

WE'RE GOING TO KENTUCKY RT @AP: $10,000 reward offered in effort to find 200 bottles of rare bourbon and whiskey stolen from Ky. distillery

 

[knapplc]

Gator Bowl ‏@Gator_Bowl

@FauxPelini You're on vacation! LIVE IT UP, but be sure to warn all of us before you go in there.

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini

@Gator_Bowl OK good. Also are there any good places near our hotel to watch yoga

Gator Bowl ‏@Gator_Bowl

@FauxPelini We heard through the grapevine that you're the yoga master, you tell us #Namaste

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini

@Gator_Bowl Hey as a sign of sportsmanship we'd like to provide the gameday breakfast for the entire Georgia team, hope that's OK

Georgia Bulldogs ‏@UGAAthletics

.@FauxPelini @Gator_Bowl We'll pass on the breakfast, but as our sign of sportsmanship we got your cat a present...

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini

.@UGAAthletics @Gator_Bowl How about a friendly wager. If you win, I'll use that photo as my avi for a week. If we win, you send me $100,000

 

[Landlord]

This guy is just gold.

The embracing of the different bowls and athletic officials just makes it 100x better.

 

[Stumpy1]

He is slowly becoming a twitter icon...Great stuff

 

[Street Novelist]

I can't believe Georgia and the Gator Bowl's official Twitter accounts actually replied, not once, but several times. This guy has literally become a living legend.

 

[Minnesota_husker]

Capitol one bowl started it last year and got a ton of national cred. It was a genius marketing ploy on their part... Truly a companies PR that gets "it".

Gatorbowl is trying but their arent nearly as funny.

Faux Pelini is good because he doesnt force it. His jokes come naturally and are creative but never get old. He keeps his jokes fresh.

 

[HuskerShark]

He's been on fire lately. I laugh out loud every time I see what he posts it seems.

 

[StPaulHusker]

1. Rich Kaipust ‏@RKaipustOWH 15 Dec
   
2. From Frazier: “I'm not going to be one of those guys who hides behind a fictitious name. If I say something, I'll have my stamp on it." Amen
   

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     Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 15 Dec
     
  2. @RKaipustOWH Totally agree with that philosophy
     
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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   Rich Kaipust ‏@RKaipustOWH 15 Dec
   @FauxPelini Classic. I had to think about that for a second.