Official -Faux Pelini- Updates Thread

Johnny Stanton IV ‏@johnnystanton5 2h
I want an early birthday present. Let's make it a Nebraska win!

Johnny Stanton IV ‏@johnnystanton5 2h
@FauxPelini maybe we can do that again today?

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 2h
@johnnystanton5 remember you can always audible into a bomb it doesn't matter what the score is

Johnny Stanton IV ‏@johnnystanton5 2h
@FauxPelini even if this team wasn't mean to Uncle Carl?

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 2h
@johnnystanton5 I heard their coach said the number 5 is odd, time for a little payback

Johnny Stanton IV ‏@johnnystanton5 1h
@FauxPelini
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Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 1h
@johnnystanton5 yes let the hate consume you

 
MSU's punter is pretty good:

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini
@Sadler_3 Hey I was thinking how amazing it would be if you turned around and punted the wrong way to raise awareness for some disease


Mike Sadler ‏@Sadler_3 6h6 hours ago
@FauxPelini yes! Sure fire way to raise awareness for punters getting benched syndrome.

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 6h6 hours ago
@Sadler_3 Ok what if instead of punting you threw a random incomplete pass, to show how incomplete restless leg syndrome (RLS) research is

Mike Sadler ‏@Sadler_3 6h6 hours ago
@FauxPelini or what if I ran a fake field goal or something to demonstrate how to combat restless leg syndrome?

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 5h5 hours ago
@Sadler_3 fake field goals are out of style and kind of cheating if you think about it

Mike Sadler ‏@Sadler_3 5h5 hours ago
@FauxPelini yeah I could see that. Kinda like taking away the luster from my heisman campaign by sending out AA batteries tho.

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 5h4 hours ago
@Sadler_3 Ameer is getting super famous you are going to need to get your face on TV more

Mike Sadler ‏@Sadler_3 5h4 hours ago
@FauxPelini maybe he could return a punt and ninja kick me in the face or something.

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 5h4 hours ago
@Sadler_3 Idea - punters only get on SportsCenter when they get a punt blocked, let's work on that we can make it look like an accident

Mike Sadler ‏@Sadler_3 5h4 hours ago
@FauxPelini and when they score touchdowns*

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 5h4 hours ago
@Sadler_3 no offense but NFL scouts don't want to see you score TDs they want to see how you react to adversity like getting 5 punts blocked

Mike Sadler ‏@Sadler_3 5h4 hours ago
@FauxPelini Well that is one way to have 5 turnovers in a game. Wonder when the last time that happened was...?

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 5h4 hours ago
@Sadler_3 words can be hurtful Mike

Mike Sadler ‏@Sadler_3 5h4 hours ago
@FauxPelini sticks and bones may break my bones and running fakes up the middle against your linebackers will always hurt me.

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 4h4 hours ago
@Sadler_3 yeah I think Randy Gregory is still mad about that, it would be a nice gesture if you fumbled a snap (maybe 2) into his hands

Mike Sadler ‏@Sadler_3 4h4 hours ago
@FauxPelini He has more muscle in his arm than I do in my entire body. I would like to avoid any confrontation with him as much as possible.


 
@FauxPelini I think your cat gave me bad luck for the rest of the game. You can keep her! Haha looking forward to a rematch in December!

Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini 10h10 hours ago

@Sadler_3 yes see you in December, and next time not so many punts inside the five yard line please? That got old

Mike Sadler ‏@Sadler_3 10h10 hours ago

@FauxPelini only if you tell your guys to stop scoring touchdowns and running me over. I was one w the grass for a while there.

And when did Bo's cat get his own twitter?

Bo's cat Bo Purrini ‏@boshuskercat 10h10 hours ago

@Sadler_3 @FauxPelini I'm not for loan or rent.

 
Bo's Cat Bo Purrini is literally the worst account on all of twitter and is an embarrassment to all the good social media presence we have.

All that guy does is hop onto existing jokes and ruin them with his "contributions".

 
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