**Official** GSG needs a girlfriend thread

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

Aaaand go....

 

[PaulCrewe]

I honestly don't know if my friend needs a bunch of these :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound

or these :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

 

[Ratt Mhule]

High school girls are always a good choice. You keep getting older and they stay the same age!

 

[zoogs]

I found someone for you man.

I know she's a little big now...but you'll grow into her!

 

[jsneb83]

High school girls are always a good choice. You keep getting older and they stay the same age!

Shawn Watson approves this post. :thumbs

 

[strigori]

So I take it a dress and lipstick on his right hand just doesnt do it anymore? Or did ole Rosy reject him?

 

[GSG]

I found someone for you man.

I know she's a little big now...but you'll grow into her!

+1 for Russell Peters. That dude is hilarious!

 

[GSG]

So I take it a dress and lipstick on his right hand just doesnt do it anymore? Or did ole Rosy reject him?

We broke up. She found out about my left hand....

 

[ADS]

So I take it a dress and lipstick on his right hand just doesnt do it anymore? Or did ole Rosy reject him?

We broke up. She found out about my left hand....

You could just sit on your hand until it goes numb then...........nevermind.

 

[Minnesota_husker]

I hate to thread jack.. but after watching Russell Peter's standup.. I think i discovered that i in fact, have onegina... O god, this is terrible news.

That being said, GSG, I believe your best bet is to send letters to a female prison... good luck

 

[GSG]

I hate to thread jack.. but after watching Russell Peter's standup.. I think i discovered that i in fact, have onegina... O god, this is terrible news.

That being said, GSG, I believe your best bet is to send letters to a female prison... good luck

Send letters to the fur farm?!?! Are you nuts?! :lol:

 

[Minnesota_husker]

I hate to thread jack.. but after watching Russell Peter's standup.. I think i discovered that i in fact, have onegina... O god, this is terrible news.

That being said, GSG, I believe your best bet is to send letters to a female prison... good luck

Send letters to the fur farm?!?! Are you nuts?! :lol:

That or roller derby.. NOW THEM ARE LADIES!

 

[Apathy]

So I take it a dress and lipstick on his right hand just doesnt do it anymore? Or did ole Rosy reject him?

We broke up. She found out about my left hand....

If you think that's bad what till your right hand finds out.....

 

[Nebula]

You could just sit on your hand until it goes numb then...........nevermind.

That totally reminds me of a guy I used to know. We called him the friendly stranger.

 

[AR Husker Fan]

What you need, GSG5545, is a woman that suffers from, shall we say, cognitive limitations. Someone that will buy the old, "Yes, I'll love you in the morning" line. Someone like, oh,

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