**Official** GSG needs a girlfriend thread

What you need, GSG5545, is a woman that suffers from, shall we say, cognitive limitations. Someone that will buy the old, "Yes, I'll love you in the morning" line. Someone like, oh,


You gotta give mad props to Mario Lopez for keeping a straight face during that whole deal

 
GSG, I think this guy might be able to help you:

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Seriously brotha you are out there in the White Man Time Zone. Time to go all out and hit up them rodeos. Find yourself a girl who chews. Now that is a perfect Northern Panhandle girl. Plus Wrangler pants make da a$$ look huge. Wait don't let Blaze1up see this post or you may have a new neighbor soon.

 
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