Official Iowa Sucks Thread

[Red Five]

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Iowa?

Because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush

 

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[FrankWheeler]

I love the reaction of the official, he has no idea what to do.

 

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[RedSavage]

 

[moveitforward]

Not sure I see the humor in this string after they pasted us by 30 points last year?

 

[Red Five]

Not sure I see the humor in this string after they pasted us by 30 points last year?

 

[Cdog923]

Not sure I see the humor in this string after they pasted us by 30 points last year?

 

[BoNeyard]

These work when you're not 4-7....tbh.

 

[Apathy]

Q: What do you call an Iowa football player with a championship ring?

A: A thief 

 

[Gage County]

What do you get when you drive through Iowa City?

A degree.

 

[voiceoverguy]

I hear they're not serving ice at Kinnick Stadium next year.  The guy with the recipe graduated.

 

[Red Five]

These work when you're not 4-7....tbh.

 

[TGHusker]

speaking of - what has happened to our "Look A Like" threads - Need one for Iowa.