husker B-rent
All-Conference
I say we sacrifice @teachercd to the football gods and maybe they’ll let us beat OSU and keep our boner.
I’m personally not against this, I just got my boner back around midweek so I don’t want to think about losing it again already this early.
The real question is which method of sacrifice do we use? Throw him into a volcano? Or feed him to the goats?