**Official Top 5 Headlines Thread**

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

"Pelini Seen Hopping into Homemade Balloon. Last Spotted Over State College, Pennsylvania"

 

[I See Red People]

Post-game headlines in Lubbock Avalanche-Journal:

1. Texas Tech uniforms ruined when "Crimson Creamers" turn game into bukake party

2. Husker fans have no alibi. "They're ugly!" says B12 Commissioner

3. Tech linemen feast on corn fritters...destroy hotel plumbing

4. Tech winning handily, female trainer takes over at QB. Husker fans: "She ran up the score!"

5. Nebraska SUHks!

Nebraska Sukes? WTH does that mean?

 

[J_2_THA_BONE]

"RaiderMan and Tiger Tim found crying into the same bucket"

LOL great burn!

 

[In the Deed the Glory]

Tech toch,tech tock,tech tock..... that's the sound of the Raider's clock as the season dwindles and so do the Raider's bowl chances. With only winnable games left against A&M and Baylor there is no room for error.

Big Suhprize. Even Tech's All American Carter couldn't paint a happy face on this one! :wacko:

A Stick in a forest.

Leach eager to sign contract extension.

Suh eclipses Chase Daniels record of 3 picks in one game.

Bitter twitter

Sheffield released from hospital

hahahahahah. Bitter Twitter. hahahahaha

 

[Igetbored216]

Wow

 

[irafreak]

"Pelini Seen Hopping into Homemade Balloon. Last Spotted Over State College, Pennsylvania"

LOL