Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red
All-American
Back when I was a freshman in college, I had a little too much to drink before a game I attended. By about halftime I was nearly passed out. One of my buddies asked me if I was doing ok, and according to him I responded with: "Dude, help me! I think I'm drowning." And he then asked me what I was talking about... I then said, "Dude! The Sea of Red! It's too f**king big to swim across!"
So there you go... cool story, huh?
So there you go... cool story, huh?