Ol' Kidnap Excuse

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Irregular News for 12.28.06

Berlin, Germany -- A 21-year-old German woman who did not feel like going to work at a fast food restaurant sent her parents a text message saying she had been kidnapped.

Police in the Bavarian town of Straubing said on Wednesday they had launched a massive search throughout the region for the woman who disappeared on December 23 but turned up unscathed the following morning, saying the kidnapper had set her free.

A spokesman said the woman was questioned over the Christmas holiday and admitted she made up the story because she owed a colleague 25 euros (17 pounds) and did not have the money to pay her debt. She now faces a fine of up to 1,000 euros.

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So she didnt have the money to pay someone back, huh? Well.......steal it outta the cash register!! It's a fast food joint......you'll make the money back.... :sarcasm

I tried to kidnap myself once........but I escaped before I could tie myself up......

 
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