T_O_Bull
All-American
An elephant is walking through the jungle.
All of a sudden he comes upon a deep pit and in the bottom of the pit is a small mouse.
The mouse sees the elephant and yells, "Hey, man, can you help me out of here?"
The elephant answers, "What's in it for me?"
Mouse answers, "I'll be your friend for ever."
Elephant answers, "Can always use a friend." Reaches down with his trunk but it's just not long enough. He then unrolls his d!(k and it's long enough and the mouse escapes the pit. "Thanks," he says, "I'm your friend forever."
Couple of months later the mouse is walking through the jungle and comes upon a big pool of quick sand and who should he see in the middle but the elephant.
Elephant sees the mouse and yells out, "Hey man, remember me?"
Mouse says, "Sure, we're friends forever."
"Can you help me out of here?" asks the elephant.
"Sure," says the mouse, "be right back."
Comes back in a couple of minutes, driving a red Corvette, backs it up to the quick sand, pops the trunk, throws a rope to the elephant and pulls him out of the quick sand.
Know the moral of the story?
If you don't have a long d!(k you better have a red Corvette.
Don't give up your secret BRI.
:clap :corndance :clap :corndance :clap :corndance :clap
Sorry BRI you just opened too big a door with your car search.
T_O_B
:cheers :cheers :wasted :wasted :cheers :cheers
All of a sudden he comes upon a deep pit and in the bottom of the pit is a small mouse.
The mouse sees the elephant and yells, "Hey, man, can you help me out of here?"
The elephant answers, "What's in it for me?"
Mouse answers, "I'll be your friend for ever."
Elephant answers, "Can always use a friend." Reaches down with his trunk but it's just not long enough. He then unrolls his d!(k and it's long enough and the mouse escapes the pit. "Thanks," he says, "I'm your friend forever."
Couple of months later the mouse is walking through the jungle and comes upon a big pool of quick sand and who should he see in the middle but the elephant.
Elephant sees the mouse and yells out, "Hey man, remember me?"
Mouse says, "Sure, we're friends forever."
"Can you help me out of here?" asks the elephant.
"Sure," says the mouse, "be right back."
Comes back in a couple of minutes, driving a red Corvette, backs it up to the quick sand, pops the trunk, throws a rope to the elephant and pulls him out of the quick sand.
Know the moral of the story?
If you don't have a long d!(k you better have a red Corvette.
Don't give up your secret BRI.
:clap :corndance :clap :corndance :clap :corndance :clap
Sorry BRI you just opened too big a door with your car search.
T_O_B
:cheers :cheers :wasted :wasted :cheers :cheers
