One or 2 thing"s form me.

[knapplc]

I'd like to see knapplc translate THIS like he did here.

Why, certainly. I will, of course, do this for you, but remember - there are many dialects at play here, and one may not be the other. Translating is a difficult task; the most crucial role of the translator is to accurately portray the intent of the original speaker. I believe I have done that here:

Replying to One or 2 thing"s form me.

Marry, good fellows! 'Tis I, TuffTiger! If I may but take a moment of your time, I prithee lend me thine ears for this, my soliloquy, the hearing of which I do believe thou shalt find of interest. For with the advent of my arrival, I don a new slogan: Wheel of Fortune!

1 thing- Some one made this web llook not same as before and made my FAVORITE click to it not work. good new"s is I used a google to see the new spot and it work out fined.

To begin: Long have I wandered, brothers. Long hath been my path. By what dark and lonely roads I hath trod I know not all. Oft gay and light of heart I wend my way hither anon and anon, yet perchance one day the paths by which my feet oft wendeth turned awry. Confounded, I despaired – had Fortune turned her bright eyes away? Had my fair mistress deemed me unworthy, and thus deciding, cast me from the bosom of my fair friends? I must discover whether Fate hath claimed me, or whether some ill chance had turned my path askew. Forthwith I availed myself of the machinations of the Mystic of the Web, great Google, whose all-seeing eye searcheth all ways and maketh all paths straight. And lo! with discerning eyes so keen that from it may hide no base thing, whether hid upon the highest peak nor buried 'neath the wind-tossed waves of great Poseidon's demesne, that seer of seers, that oracle without peer, great Google's eye pierceth the veil o'er mine eyes, and maketh once again the way known to me, and here fair friends I find myself cheered once again by thy warm embrace.

I don"t know much about all that, but i fined this web again so that can be that. Can be with some new MOD or ADMIN that they want it look a nother way but only they can say, not me.

I wot well I know not by what artifice are made these ethereal places, these imagined realms whence thoughts and dreams manifest to facilitate converse amongst good men of diverse locale; 'tis a mystery profound indeed, and verily I leave such riddles to you, brothers – they are not mine to discover. One may wonder anon whether the undiscoverable quality of thy new abode was perchance a simple misfortune, or whether 'tis the contumely of some Lord or Duke, newly arrived into his commission, fairly made yet alas mal fet alike. These actions of men lay beyond my ken; I lay the burden of discernment on another, for 'tis not I who may say. With this I content myself.

2 thing- wear in hell did simnple"s go? I can"t see the top drawer rabitt run back and foreth with pancake hat. I can try to make one with key"s at bottum, but good luck on that, huh? Or that corn ride pikel which tell"s how GBR has got back. None can be fined.

But lo! Finding myself once more in the familiar land of my friends, I discover yet a land unfamiliar indeed! Whence hast thou taken the guise of Thalia and Melpomene, the image of the Furies, the Pulcinella and the Scaramouche? And perhaps closer to the mark, whence goeth the hare of pancaked carapace? My vision is obscured, brothers; I cannot discern the abode of my worthy doppelganger. With much trepidation I might endeavor to craft by the workings of mine own hands a facsimile thereof, yet I fear that I own not the skill. Knoweth we not, brothers, that Fortune's favor woulds't not shine so greatly upon me were I to thus apply myself? I despair that I might not find the imaginari of yore, the depicters of perception both Apollonian and Dionysian. Nor findest I the boon companion of my flapjacked friend, the maize so golden mounted upon his vegetable steed, whose briney bath hath manifested itself into a veritable cocoon whence cometh not a butterfly, but a pickle, that chevalier whose fabled ride hath been prophesied in hallowed antiquity to be the very harbinger of the Return of the Huskers. Though I searcheth keenly I find them not.

3 thing- I"m still on the look for a GBR Silver ANNIV press book in a box in basement. I propmise it to some one on this, but cann"t rember a name, so I"ll keep on the look and then make a new alert ot some thing.

Be that as it may, by and by I find myself confounded in yet another quest: Upon a time I pledged my word that I might discover in my native land a treasure both beautiful and rare, a tome gilt in argent from the land of thy forebears, in whose hallowed pages are writ the history of thy fair land and the knights upon which glens and dales do joust for thine honor. Perchance this tome of renown is locked away in some forgotten dungeon whose denizens are now the rats and the dust alone. Although, brothers, I know not for which of you I may have promised to search out this treasure, my efforts will not be the less for all that the good man remain nameless. Upon its discover – and by my word, brothers, I shall discover it – I shall bid the heralds sound forth such a note that all in the realm shall be made known of it.

4 thing- I"m now ready to move on from TAR plus also TAH for new slowgun. I like to see WHEEL OF FORTUNE on TV and am most reayd to use that for a couple or 2 year"s. I have some good idea on why WOF is the best name,but will tell youon that later. I"ll give hint- wheel can mean turning fast plus also , if thing go you"re way them you are fortune, right?

Well then, whynot?

And now we embark upon the final point of this our discourse; sadly, brothers, I announce to you that in the Year of our Lord two thousand and ten, I must lay to rest the two great phrases by which I am most well known, namely, TAR and TAH, the very shield and spear with which I have girded myself these many years past. I hear you cry out, "Why? Oh, why must thou abandon thy phrases of legend?" Fear not, for I shall make my mind known to you, brothers. Upon the rare moments of my leisure I find I am yet unable to wholly abandon myself to sloth. While I might recline my body wherefore it might rest and thus become refreshed, I find that my mind doth at all times seek that provocation which instills the spirit with vigor, and while I might rest my mighty thews, my mind may not rest. Therefore upon these moments of stillness of limb I find it efficacious to seek stimulus through the modern commedia dell'arte, the electronic incarnation of Bacchus' own revelry. And yet even in this my diversion I seek not the baser comedies of the opera buffa of Rossini and Puccini (nor yet do I admonish those who do); for my part, I prefer the simple charm I find at the stage of the esteemed bard Pat Sajak and his enchanting ingénue, Vanna the White, whose fame waxes ever the more great as they offer me riddles without peer. Yet, why do I choose this show, this Wheel of Fortune, to be my Excalibur for a time and a time? 'Tis a discerning question you ask, brothers, and my joy in it is all the greater at perceiving thy wit. 'Tis a simple answer, yet perforce a riddle beside – "Wheel" mayest have many meanings, yet among them not the least is the propensity to turn mightily and with great speed and force. I know I need not instruct you on the efficaciousness of such a thing. And for Fortune? I would not so presume to instruct you, brothers of the Red, on the auctoritas and dignitas which comes from being one of Fortune's Favorites, you whose knights of Scarlet and Cream have long been the paramour of that lady so fickle yet so mighty in effect. Knowest this, brothers? I know well that you do.

TuffTiger

And by this, the last, I bid thee adieu. I remain forever and anon your very own, in sincerity and fidelity,

TuffTiger

 

[GM_Tood]

This is good stuff! :snacks:

 

[CornHOLIO]

Holla Back.

Why, certainly. Slap mah fro! ah' will, uh course, do dis fo' ya', but rememba' - dere is many dialects at play here, and one may not be da damn oder. Ah be baaad... Translatin' be a difficult tax'; de most crucial role uh de translato' be to accurately po'tray de intent uh de o'iginal raper. Ah be baaad... ah' recon' ah' have done dat here, dig dis: Replyin' t'One o' 2 doodad"s fo'm me. Marry, baaaad dudes! Right on! 'Tis I, TuffTiger! Right on! If ah' may but snatch some moment uh yo' time, ah' pridee lend me dine ears fo' dis, mah' soliloquy, de hearin' uh which ah' do recon' dou shalt find uh interest. Man! Fo' wid de advent uh my arrival, ah' don some new slogan, dig dis: Wheel uh Fo'tune! Right on! 1 doodad- Some one made dis web llook not same as befo'e and made mah' FAVORITE click t'it not wo'k. Ya' know? baaaad new"s be I used some google t'see da damn new spot and it wo'k out fined. To begin, dig dis: Long gots ah' wandered, broders. Long had been mah' alley. By whut dark and lonely roads ah' had trod ah' know not all. Oft gay and light uh heart ah' wend mah' way hida' anon and anon, yet puh'chance one day de alleys by which mah' feet oft wended turned awry. Slap mah fro! Confounded, ah' despaired – had Fo'tune turned ha' bright eyes away? Had mah' fair mistress deemed me unwo'dy, and dus decidin', cast me fum de bosom uh my fair homeys? ah' gots'ta discova' wheda' Fate had claimed me, o' wheda' some ill chance had turned mah' alley ax'ew, so cut me some slack, Jack. Fo'dwid ah' availed mah'self uh de machinashuns uh de Mah'stic uh de Web, great Google, whose all-seein' eye searched all ways and maked all alleys straight. Man! And lo! Right on! wid discernin' eyes so's keen dat fum it may hide no base doodad, wheda' hid downon de highest peak no' buried 'diggin' hoth de wind-tossed waves uh great Poseidon's demesne, dat sea' of seers, dat o'acle widout peer, great Google's eye pierced de veil o'a' mine eyes, and maked once again de way knode t'me, and here fair homeys ah' find mah'self cheered once again by dy warm embrace. I don"t know much about all dat, but ah' fined dis web again so's dat kin be dat. Man! Can be wid some new MOD o' ADMIN dat dey wants' it look some noda' way but only dey kin say, not me. I wot well ah' know not by whut artifice is made dese edereal places, dese imagined realms whence doughts and dreams manifest t'facilitate converse amongst baaaad dudes of diverse locale; 'tis some mystery profound indeed, and verily ah' leave such riddles t'ya', broders – dey is not mine t'discover. Ah be baaad... One may wonda' anon wheda' de undiscoverable quality uh dy new abode wuz puh'chance some simple misfo'tune, o' wheda' 'tis de contumely uh some Lo'd o' Duke, newly arrived into his commission, fairly made yet alas mal fet alikes. Dese acshuns uh men lay beyond mah' ken; ah' lay de burden uh discernment on anoder, fo' 'tain't ah' who may say. Slap mah fro! Wid dis ah' content mah'self. 2 doodad- wear in hell dun did simnple"s go? ah' can"t see da damn top drawa' rabitt run back and fo'ed wid pancake hat. Man! ah' can try t'make one wid key"s at bottum, but baaaad luck on dat, huh? Or dat co'n ride pikel which tell"s how GBR gots gots back. Ya' know? None kin be fined. But lo! Right on! Findin' mah'self once mo'e in de familiar land uh my homeys, ah' discova' yet some land unfamiliar indeed! Right on! Whence hast dou snatchn de guise uh Dalia and Melpomene, de image uh de Furies, de Pulcinella and da damn Scaramouche? And puh'haps closa' to de mark, whence goed de hare uh pancaked carapace? Mah' vision be obscured, broders; ah' cannot discern de abode uh my wo'dy doppelganger. Ah be baaad... Wid much trepidashun ah' might endeavo' t'craft by de wo'kin's uh mine own hands some facsimile dereof, yet ah' fear dat ah' own not da damn skill. Knowed we not, broders, dat Fo'tune's favo' woulds't not shine so's greatly downon me wuz ah' to dus apply mah'self? ah' despair dat ah' might not find da damn imaginari uh yo'e, de depicters uh puh'cepshun bod Apollonian and Dionysian. 'S coo', bro. No' findest ah' de boon companion uh my flapjacked homey, de maize so's golden mounted downon his vegetable steed, whose briney bad had manifested itself into some veritable cocoon whence comed not some butterfly, but some pickle, dat chevalia' whose fabled ride had been prophesied in hallowed antiquity t'be da damn very harbin'a' of de Return uh de Huskers. Dough ah' searched keenly ah' find dem not. Man! 3 doodad- I"m still on de look fo' some GBR Silva' ANNIV press scribblin' in some box in basement. Man! ah' propmise it t'some one on dis, but kinn"t remba' a dojigger, so's I"ll keep on de look and den make some new alert ot some doodad. Be dat as it may, by and by ah' find mah'self confounded in yet anoda' quest, dig dis: Downon some time ah' pledged mah' wo'd dat ah' might discova' in mah' native land some treasho' man bod fine and rare, some tome gilt in argent fum de land uh dy fo'ebears, in whose hallowed pages is writ da damn histo'y uh dy fair land and da damn knights downon which glens and dales do joust fo' dine hono'. Perchance dis tome uh renown be locked away in some fo'gotsten dungeon whose denizens is now de rats and da damn dust alone. Aldough, broders, ah' know not fo' which uh ya' ah' may gots promised t'search out dis treasho' man, mah' effo'ts gots'ta not be da damn less fo' all dat da damn baaaad joker remain dojiggerless. Downon its discova' – and by mah' wo'd, broders, ah' shall discova' it – ah' shall bid da damn heralds sound fo'd such some note dat all in de realm shall be made knode uh it. Man! 4 doodad- I"m now eyebally t'move on fum TAR plus also TAH fo' new slowgun. 'S coo', bro. ah' likes t'see WHEEL OF FORTUNE on TV and am most reayd t'use dat fo' some couple o' 2 year"s. ah' have some baaaad idea on why WOF be de best dojigger,but gots'ta tell ya'on dat later. Ah be baaad... I"ll cut hint- wheel kin mean turnin' fast plus also , if doodad go ya'"re way dem ya' is fo'tune, right? Well den, whynot? And now we embark downon de final point uh dis our discourse; sadly, broders, ah' announce t'ya' dat in de Year uh our Lo'd two dousand and ten, ah' gots'ta lay t'rest da damn two great phrases by which ah' am most well knode, dojiggerly, TAR and TAH, de real shield and spear wid which ah' have girded mah'self dese many years past. Man! ah' hear ya' cry out, "Why? Oh, why gots'ta dou abandon dy phrases uh legend?" Fear not, fo' ah' shall make mah' mind knode t'ya', broders. Downon de rare moments uh my leisho' man ah' find ah' am yet unable t'wholly abandon mah'self t'slod. While ah' might recline mah' body wherefo'e it might rest and dus become refreshed, ah' find dat mah' mind dod at all times seek dat provocashun which instills de spirit wid vigo', and while ah' might rest mah' mighty dews, mah' mind may not rest. Man! Derefo'e downon dese moments uh stillness uh limb ah' find it efficacious t'seek stimulus drough de modern commedia dell'arte, de electronic incarnashun uh Bacchus' own revelry. Slap mah fro! And yet even in dis mah' diversion ah' seek not da damn basa' comedies uh de opuh' buffa uh Rossini and Puccini (no' yet do ah' admonish dose who do); fo' mah' part, ah' prefa' de simple charm ah' find at da damn stage uh de esteemed bard Pat Sajak and his enchantin' in'énue, Vanna da damn Honky, whose fame waxes eva' de mo'e great as dey offa' me riddles widout peer. Ah be baaad... Yet, why do ah' choose dis show, dis Wheel uh Fo'tune, t'be mah' Excalibur fo' some time and some time? 'Tis some discernin' quesshun ya' ax', broders, and mah' joy in it be all de greata' at puh'ceivin' dy wit. Man! 'Tis some simple answer, yet puh'fo'ce some riddle beside – "Wheel" mayest gots many meanin's, yet among dem not da damn least be de propensity t'turn mightily and wid great speed and fo'ce. ah' know ah' need not instruct ya' on de efficaciousness uh such some din'. And fo' Fo'tune? ah' would not so's presume t'instruct ya', broders uh de Red, on de aucto'itas and dignitas which comes fum bein' one uh Fo'tune's Favo'ites, ya' whose knights uh Scarlet and Cream gots long been de paramour uh dat lady so's fickle yet so's mighty in effect. Man! Knowest dis, broders? ah' know well dat ya' do. 'S coo', bro. TuffTiger And by dis, de last, ah' bid dee adieu. Man! ah' remain fo'eva' and anon yo' real own, in sincerity and fidelity, TuffTiga'

 

[knapplc]

What translator did you use for that?

 

[huskernation20]

What translator did you use for that?

Ha ha! CLASSIC! I like yours Knapp.

 

[HUSKER 37]

What translator did you use for that?

Ha ha! CLASSIC! I like yours Knapp.

:yeah

Something tells me Knapp has a purty mouth :w00t

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Your Text, Dialectized (redneck)

1 thin'- Some one made this hyar web llook not same as befo'e an' made mah FAVORITE click t'it not wawk. fine noo"s is ah used a google t'see th' noo spot an' it wawk out fined, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah don"t knows much about all thet, but i fined this hyar web agin so thet kin be thet. Kin be wif some noo MOD o' ADMIN thet they be hankerin' it look a nother way but only they kin say, not me. 2 thin'- wears in hell did simnple"s go? ah can"t see th' top drawer rabitt helter-skelter back an' fo'eth wif pancake hat. ah can try t'make one wif key"s at bottum, but fine luck on thet, huh? Or thet co'n ride pikel which tell"s how GBR has got back. Shet mah mouth! None kin be fined, cuss it all t' tarnation. 3 thin'- I"m still on th' look fo' a GBR Silvah ANNIV press book in a box in basement. ah propmise it t'some one on this, but kinn"t rember a name, so I"ll keep on th' look an' then make a noo alert ot some thin'. 4 thin'- I"m now ready t'move on fum TAR plus also TAH fo' noo slowgun, as enny fool kin plainly see. ah like t'see WHEEL OF FORTUNE on TV an' is most reayd t'use thet fo' a couple o' 2 year"s. ah have some fine idea on whuffo' WOF is th' bess name,but will tell yo'on thet later. I"ll give hint- wheel kin mean turnin' fast plus also , eff'n thin' hoof it yo'"re way them yer fo'tune, right? Wal then, whuffo'not?

TuffTiger

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Your Text, Dialectized (fudd)

1 thing- Some one made this web wwook not same as befowe and made my FAVOWITE cwick to it not wowk. good new"s is I used a googwe to see the new spot and it wowk out fined. I don"t know much about aww that, but i fined this web again so that can be that. Can be wif some new MOD ow ADMIN that they want it wook a nothew way but onwy they can say, not me. 2 thing- weaw in heww did simnpwe"s go? I can"t see the top dwawew wabitt wun back and fowef wif pancake hat. I can twy to make one wif key"s at bottum, but good wuck on that, huh? Ow that cown wide pikew which teww"s how GBW has got back. None can be fined. 3 thing- I"m stiww on the wook fow a GBW Siwvew ANNIV pwess book in a box in basement. I pwopmise it to some one on this, but cann"t wembew a name, so I"ww keep on the wook and then make a new awewt ot some thing. 4 thing- I"m now weady to move on fwom TAW pwus awso TAH fow new swowgun, uh-hah-hah-hah. I wike to see WHEEW OF FOWTUNE on TV and am most weayd to use that fow a coupwe ow 2 yeaw"s. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! I have some good idea on why WOF is the best name,but wiww teww youon that watew. I"ww give hint- wheew can mean tuwning fast pwus awso , if thing go you"we way them you awe fowtune, wight? Weww then, whynot?

TuffTigew

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Your Text, Dialectized (bork)

1 theeng- Sume-a oone-a mede-a thees veb lluuk nut seme-a es beffure-a und mede-a my FEFORITE cleeck tu it nut vurk. guud noo"s is I used a guugle-a tu see-a zee noo sput und it vurk oooot feened. Bork bork bork! I dun"t knoo mooch ebuoot ell thet, boot i feened thees veb egeeen su thet cun be-a thet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Cun be-a veet sume-a noo MOD oor EDMIN thet zeey vunt it luuk a nuzeer vey boot oonly zeey cun sey, nut me-a. 2 theeng- veer in hell deed seemnple-a"s gu? I cun"t see-a zee tup drever rebeett roon beck und furet veet punceke-a het. Um de hur de hur de hur. I cun try tu meke-a oone-a veet key"s et buttoom, boot guud loock oon thet, hooh? Oor thet curn reede-a peekel vheech tell"s hoo GBR hes gut beck. Nune-a cun be-a feened. Bork bork bork! 3 theeng- I"m steell oon zee luuk fur a GBR Seelfer ENNIF press buuk in a bux in besement. Um de hur de hur de hur. I prupmeese-a it tu sume-a oone-a oon thees, boot cunn"t rember a neme-a, su I"ll keep oon zee luuk und zeen meke-a a noo elert oot sume-a theeng. 4 theeng- I"m noo reedy tu mufe-a oon frum TER ploos elsu TEH fur noo sloogoon. Bork bork bork! I leeke-a tu see-a VHEEL OoF FORTOoNE oon TF und em must reeyd tu use-a thet fur a cuoople-a oor 2 yeer"s. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I hefe-a sume-a guud idea oon vhy VOF is zee best neme-a,boot veell tell yuooun thet leter. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I"ll geefe-a heent- vheel cun meun toorneeng fest ploos elsu , iff theeng gu yuoo"re-a vey zeem yuoo ere-a furtoone-a, reeght? Vell zeen, vhynut?

TooffffTeeger

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Your Text, Dialectized (moron)

1 digg- Some one made dis webuhb llook not same as bef'e 'n made my FABORITE click t' it not work. good new"s is I usid a google t' see de new spot 'n it work out fined. I don"t know much bou' all dat, uh, but i finid dis webuhb again so dat can be dat. Um uh.Can be wid some new MOD or ADMIN dat dey want it look a nodeh way but on dey can say, not me. 2 digg- webuhar in hell did simnble"s go, duh...uh...? I can"t see the, duh uhh, top drawebuhr rabitt run back 'n screwed wid pancake hat. GEE danks.I can try t' make one wid key"s at bottum, but good luck on dat, uh, huh, duh...uh...? Or dat corn ride pikel which tell"s duh, how GBR has got back. None can be fined. 3 digg- I"m still on de look f' a GBR Silbeh ANNIB press book in a box in basemin. Uhhh....I propmise it t' some one on dis, duuhhhh, but cann"t rembeh a name, uh uh uh, so I"ll keep on de look 'n den make a new aleht ot some digg. Lee me lone! 4 digg- I"m now ready t' mobe on from TAR plus also TAH f' new slowgun. I like t' see WHEEL OF FORTUNE on TB 'n am most reayd t' use dat f' a couble or 2 year"s. GEE danks.I habe some good idea on errrr, why WOF is de best name, uh uh uh,but will tell youon dat lateh. I"ll gibe hint- wheel can mean turnigg fast plus also , if digg go you"re way dem you are f'tune, uh uh uh, rite, duh...uh...? Webuhll den, errrr, whynot, duh...uh...?

TuffTigeh

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Your Text, Dialectized (piglatin)

1 ing-thay Omesay oneyay ademay isthay ebway ookllay otnay amesay asyay eforebay andyay ademay ymay AVORITEFAY ickclay otay ityay otnay orkway. oodgay ewnay"say isyay Iyay usedyay ayay ooglegay otay eesay ethay ewnay otspay andyay ityay orkway outyay inedfay. Iyay onday"tay owknay uchmay aboutyay allyay atthay, utbay iyay inedfay isthay ebway againyay osay atthay ancay ebay atthay. Ancay ebay ithway omesay ewnay ODMAY oryay ADMINyay atthay eythay antway ityay ooklay ayay othernay ayway utbay onlyyay eythay ancay aysay, otnay emay. 2 ing-thay earway inyay ellhay idday imnplesay"say ogay? Iyay ancay"tay eesay ethay optay awerdray abittray unray ackbay andyay orethfay ithway ancakepay athay. Iyay ancay ytray otay akemay oneyay ithway eykay"say atyay ottumbay, utbay oodgay ucklay onyay atthay, uhhay? Oryay atthay orncay ideray ikelpay ichwhay elltay"say owhay gBRay ashay otgay ackbay. Onenay ancay ebay inedfay. 3 ing-thay Iyay"may illstay onyay ethay ooklay orfay ayay gBRay Ilversay ANNIVyay esspray ookbay inyay ayay oxbay inyay asementbay. Iyay opmisepray ityay otay omesay oneyay onyay isthay, utbay anncay"tay emberray ayay amenay, osay Iyay"llay eepkay onyay ethay ooklay andyay enthay akemay ayay ewnay alertyay otyay omesay ingthay. 4 ing-thay Iyay"may ownay eadyray otay ovemay onyay omfray ARTAY usplay alsoyay AHTAY orfay ewnay owgunslay. Iyay ikelay otay eesay EELWHAY OFyay ORTUNEFAY onyay tVay andyay amyay ostmay eaydray otay useyay atthay orfay ayay ouplecay oryay 2 yearay"say. Iyay avehay omesay oodgay ideayay onyay ywhay OFWAY isyay ethay estbay amenay,utbay illway elltay youonay atthay aterlay. Iyay"llay ivegay int-hay eelwhay ancay eanmay urningtay astfay usplay alsoyay , ifyay ingthay ogay youay"eray ayway emthay youay areyay ortunefay, ightray? Ellway enthay, ynotwhay?

UffTigertay

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Your Text, Dialectized (hckr)

1 Thing- some one madE thois web llook not same as befor3 and made my fvaroite cliX0r to it not worK!!!!!!!!1 OLOLO good n3w"s is i uesda google to see the new spot ands it wrk 0uT fined~~~~ olollolololoolol~~ lololololo i don"t know mucj 4bout sallt hat, but i fined this W3b agani so that caN be that~~~~~~ can be with somen ew mod 0r admin that they want it look a noteHr wa yubt only tehy can ay, not me/// 2 thing- wea rin hel7 dd simnpl3'z go??????????????? i cants e3 th3 top rawer rabitt run baX)r 4nd f0reth iwth pancake hhaT... AHXR0 YOUUUUuUU!!!!!!!!!!111 LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~ i can try to make one with key"s at bottum, but good luX0r oN that, huh!?!?!? RO THAT CRON RIDE piKREL WHCIH TEL7"Z HOW GBBR HAS GGOT BAXOR~ none can b3 fined!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ 3 thing- im still on th look for a gbr Silvar anniv presz Biojk in 4 boX0r in basement I PORPMISe IT TO SOM EONE On THIS, BIUT cANNT ReMBE RA NSAME, SO I"LL KEEP ON TEH lOOK AND THEN MAJKE NEW ALERT OR SOME THING!!!!!!!!!!!111~ 4 tHING- IM NOWR EADY OT /\/\OVE ON FORM TAR PLUS ALSO TAH FR NEW SLOWGNU i lick to se3 wheel f frotune no tv and am mots reayD to use that fro a copule 0R 2 yeazr DONt RIPE /\/\E OFF cuz I wqi7l ahck i have soMe goOd idea on why wpf is the bEsT name,but will tellypoUon thatr l4ter... i'll give hint- whe3l canm ean turning fastrplus also , 1f thing go u"re w4y them ypou aer FortUne, right?????????????? well tehn, \\\\////\\\\////hynot????????!!!!??????????????????

tufftige

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1 doodad- Some one made dis web llook not same as befo'e and made mah' FAVORITE click t'it not wo'k. Ya' know? baaaad new"s be I used some google t'see da damn new spot and it wo'k out fined. I don"t know much about all dat, but ah' fined dis web again so's dat kin be dat. Man! Can be wid some new MOD o' ADMIN dat dey wants' it look some noda' way but only dey kin say, not me. 2 doodad- wear in hell dun did simnple"s go? ah' can"t see da damn top drawa' rabitt run back and fo'ed wid pancake hat. Man! ah' can try t'make one wid key"s at bottum, but baaaad luck on dat, huh? Or dat co'n ride pikel which tell"s how GBR gots gots back. Ya' know? None kin be fined. 3 doodad- I"m still on de look fo' some GBR Silva' ANNIV press scribblin' in some box in basement. Man! ah' propmise it t'some one on dis, but kinn"t remba' a dojigger, so's I"ll keep on de look and den make some new alert ot some doodad. 4 doodad- I"m now eyebally t'move on fum TAR plus also TAH fo' new slowgun. 'S coo', bro. ah' likes t'see WHEEL OF FORTUNE on TV and am most reayd t'use dat fo' some couple o' 2 year"s. ah' have some baaaad idea on why WOF be de best dojigger,but gots'ta tell ya'on dat later. Ah be baaad... I"ll cut hint- wheel kin mean turnin' fast plus also , if doodad go ya'"re way dem ya' is fo'tune, right? Well den, whynot?

TuffTiger

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