Overheard at One Memorial Stadium Drive

Crusader Husker

Crusader Husker

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I think it is time for a parody thread.  Think of it as a way to vent.  Sarcasm or snark or whatever as a way to vent.  Things are not changing soon so I need a way to deal with it.  I am sure you do too.  I will start...

Coach Osborne:  Scott, we need to move on from this season.  Think of it like moving on from the Arizona State defeat in 1996.  Yes, we sucked bad, but we can put it in the review mirror.

Scott:  Coach, you have said that after the last two seasons.

Coach Osborne:  Yes, that is right!!  You are killing me you rat bastard!  I only have a few years left!  And one more thing, RUN THE DAMN BALL!!

...see I fee better already.

 
Moos: Hire a special teams coordinator or you will keep losing one score games.

Frost: Nah, we just need these young players to improve the culture around here while I draw up some more screens.  See ya later Bill.

 
Moos:  Scott, after this season we have decided the new tunnel walk song will be Yakety Sax.  You get it.

 
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