P.M.S.

I corrected that for you.............

PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.

 
Reading this thread reminded me of those immortal words from Hubert Garrison, "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and dosen't die".

 
Actually Chuck Norris secretly sleeps w/ every woman in the world once a month causing them to bleed. They actually wanted to call it "PNS" meaning "Pre-Norris Syndrome" But people are afraid to falsly accuse Chuck of this for fear of their life. So "PMS" is close enough to it.

 
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PMS stands for "PUTTING UP WITH MENS Sh#t"..that is why it is called that!

 
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