Pants vs. Panties

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

 

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.'

 

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

 

I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. ' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

 

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

 

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on.'

 

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

 

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

 

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here- you try on mine.'

 

He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

 

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-a$$ attitude, you never will.'

 
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Reminds me of the line from the movie "DC Cab", uttered by Gary Busey:

"Why are women so mad? They have half the money and all the pu&&y in the world!"

The man has a point...

 
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