Just as a little something to keep me busy between football season and death…I did a little reminiscing comparing game day circa 1983 to game day present. Surprisingly, the routine hasn’t really changed all that much.
Then: Rude awakening by staff telling me it’s time to get up…
Now: Rude awakening by dog telling me he needs to go out and take a dump…
Then: Hearty breakfast of healthy, nutritious food…
Now: Hearty breakfast of hops and barley….
Then: Report to training room for taping
Now: Apply liberal dose of Preparation H
Then: Suit up in Game Day uniform
Now: Try to find two black socks that match and don’t smell too bad.
Then: Check equipment, tighten pads, make adjustments…
Now: Find yard marker. Make sure the 1, 2, 3 and 4 are all there…
Then: Pre-game meeting. Go over game plans
Now: Run to C-store. Get six-pack.
Then: Loosen up with pre-game calisthenics and stretching exercises
Now: Loosen up with 12-ounce curls
Then: Pre-game prayer and pep talk
Now: Pre-game belch and dump
Then: On the field for special teams stardom…attempt to trip up opposing KR
Now: On the sidelines for relative anonymity…attempt to trip Chizek with yard marker
Then: Stand on sideline…watch action on the field
Now: Stand on sidelines…watch for hot moms in parent’s section
Then: Final gun…shake opponent’s hands and congratulate them on beating us
Now: Final gun…run to parking lot before beer tent closes
Then: Go out, get drunk and hopefully get laid
Now: Go out, get someone else drunk so I can hopefully get laid
The more times change…the more they stay the same.