RedRedJarvisRedwine
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My wife when she leaves the milk carton with just enough milk to cover the bottom of the glass
My son who takes his shoes off after baseball in the proper room. Then comes into the kitchen and takes his socks off. You know, where all the actual sand and gravel hangs out.
My dog who can't stand thunder. So he makes sure the whole family knows when it's storming out. Little sh#t!
My dad who drinks too much sometimes and the only thing he can't remember while telling me about Vietnam, is that he told me that story 20 minutes ago!
My wife who thinks that God while strike her dead unless every single ounce of toothpaste is squeezed out of the tube, and refuses to buy another tube until it is.
Ketchup bottle - see milk example above
People that waste food.
People that waste beer.
Mooches.
Toilet paper. The stuff that gets balled up in your crack.
Condoms because well....
Telemarketers that refuse to give me their phone number so I can call them at home while their favorite show is on and talk about my long distance provider.
Licking envelopes.
Leaves on the ground.
Catholic weddings. I'm Catholic
Lint in my pee hole although this annoys my wife more than me as I pee in the dark sometimes and just leave it up to my other senses and gravity to get the job done. Wife says I accomplish that at about a 25% success rate.
My son who takes his shoes off after baseball in the proper room. Then comes into the kitchen and takes his socks off. You know, where all the actual sand and gravel hangs out.
My dog who can't stand thunder. So he makes sure the whole family knows when it's storming out. Little sh#t!
My dad who drinks too much sometimes and the only thing he can't remember while telling me about Vietnam, is that he told me that story 20 minutes ago!
My wife who thinks that God while strike her dead unless every single ounce of toothpaste is squeezed out of the tube, and refuses to buy another tube until it is.
Ketchup bottle - see milk example above
People that waste food.
People that waste beer.
Mooches.
Toilet paper. The stuff that gets balled up in your crack.
Condoms because well....
Telemarketers that refuse to give me their phone number so I can call them at home while their favorite show is on and talk about my long distance provider.
Licking envelopes.
Leaves on the ground.
Catholic weddings. I'm Catholic
Lint in my pee hole although this annoys my wife more than me as I pee in the dark sometimes and just leave it up to my other senses and gravity to get the job done. Wife says I accomplish that at about a 25% success rate.
