I hope Pelini's the head coach because he's apparently flying in every other day to meet with the athletic staff. Wait a minute, oh this is interesting, it appears that he just flew in again JUST NOW to work on that big giant robot football coach someone mentioned. It will be 9 feet tall? Man, Sally Field is going to SWOON when she's the defensive backs coach.
The only thing about all of this coaching nonsense that HAS come to fruition is Tom Osborne waiting until after the season to "evaluate" the coaching staff.