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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Bethel Park when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Penguins Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Penguins fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Pittsburgh I just assumed you were," said the reporter and he starts writing again. "Steelers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."
"I'm not a Steelers fan either," the boy said.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Pittsburgh was either for the Penguins or the Steelers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Browns fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard From Ohio Kills Beloved Family Pet."
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Penguins Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Penguins fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Pittsburgh I just assumed you were," said the reporter and he starts writing again. "Steelers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."
"I'm not a Steelers fan either," the boy said.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Pittsburgh was either for the Penguins or the Steelers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Browns fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard From Ohio Kills Beloved Family Pet."