husker rob
All-American
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all
of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an
old farmer's field.
The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to
investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the
politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus,
and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, 'Were they all dead?'
The old farmer replied, 'Well, some of them said they weren't,
but you know how those bastards lie.'
of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an
old farmer's field.
The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to
investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the
politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus,
and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, 'Were they all dead?'
The old farmer replied, 'Well, some of them said they weren't,
but you know how those bastards lie.'