Practice Suspended

[kansas husker]

Sorry, and I'll probably get blasted for this, but I don't find any of this funny. When I came to SD this was the kind of crap I had to smile at when one of my customers pitched it to me. Still makes me want to puke.

T_O_B

I laughed at the first couple of these but now they are getting old to each his own but atleast post them in the bs forum where they belong

 

[cscott2win]

What's the N on Nebraska's helmet stand for? Come on.... I like a good joke even at my own expense but not one that' been told for 50 years!

 

[Yellowjacketfan]

I lol'ed.

 

[cscott2win]

I lol'ed.

I think if you catch it early they have pills for that!!

 

[blkshrtz]

 

[BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA]

Sorry, and I'll probably get blasted for this, but I don't find any of this funny. When I came to SD this was the kind of crap I had to smile at when one of my customers pitched it to me. Still makes me want to puke.

T_O_B

Yeah I'd expect this from catsmeow or whatever the hell its name is. But from within? C'mon!

 

[HUSKER 37]

I heard this joke in the 1980s.

Yeah..But back then, Doug DuBose would have been snorting the sideline.

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Speaking of old jokes...

I got an email today with the one about the custody battle for a little boy who gets beaten by his parents and his aunt and the judge finally decides to let the Nebraska Cornhuskers adopt him because they can't beat anybody.

ha ha ha ha

 

[cscott2win]

And before anymore lame jokes..... the dog that does tricks whenever Nebraska scores a field goal...

 

[Husker Richard]

Speaking of old jokes...

I got an email today with the one about the custody battle for a little boy who gets beaten by his parents and his aunt and the judge finally decides to let the Nebraska Cornhuskers adopt him because they can't be anybody.

ha ha ha ha

now that is funny.

 

[rawhide]

A good sense of humor is definitely called for after the last two games. Gotta be able to laugh at ourselves ya know.

GBR

What's red, white and black and blue all over.

nope it's the sunday funnies.

 

[crispy]

The Omaha World Herald reported that the Husker practice was suspended for 20 minutes yesterday when a white powdery substance was found on the field. Campus Security confirmed that it was the goal line.

 

[Stu]

the player had no idea what it was. they are not very familiar with the goal line this year.

HAHA I love it when people feel like they have to explain their jokes!

The original was good, but this made it even better!

 

[Igetbored216]

One of my coworkers sent me this today:

Subject: I have a virus

The symptoms are listlessness, carelessness and sloppiness.

Preliminary investigators of the National Disease Center has dubbed this virus as the "ISU9NU7" flu.

That's good, and sadly very true.

 

[MNHuskerman]

What do you know, I've been sick as well. It's called the "tired of getting your azz handed to you on saturday syndrome". I wish some of the Huskers would catch it since I can't do a darn thing to help them out!