lincoln, nebraksa; game day, memorial stadium.
announcer #1:
ganz drops back, has time... has a receiver... pass is to swift and... BATTED DOWN... by..?
johnny rogers:
nice try, el blanco niño! FACE!
announcer #2:
johnny rogers?
announcer #1:
folks, you won't believe this: johnny 'the jet' rogers just came outta NO-WHERE and kept swift from breaking his reception record.
announcer #2:
i've never seen anything like that before in my life. the jet is being escorted off the field by the nebraska state patrol. it looks like officials are going to repeat the down and put time back on the clock.
announcer #1:
that was just... bizarre. okay, nebraska lines-up again... ganz drops back... out to swift again...
cy the cyclone:
THIS ONE'S FOR YOOOOOOOOOOU, JET!
announcer #2:
ohmygod, swift was just leveled by a member of the chain gang!
announcer #1:
there's pandemonium on the field folks!
announcer #2:
hey, isn't that the same guy who tried to impale lil' red with the sticks last week?