RAIN is DUE Saturday

Fine. Have fun. Really, I have no issue if you guys enjoy this thread. I have read some other flamers' posts in the past that were a lot better than these. But if you are laughing because of their pathetic quality, cool. :)

 
cmb23 said:
Not is Rain DUE saaterday. RAIN is to the mist. IT dries. Be'coz NU is Power of SUN!

SUN breaks through clouds by burning RAIN. Burning. You know how fire burns? AIR. Jordan? No, but powerful like his shoes is the SUN.

Columbia will feel the SUN on their faces at night. After the RAIN, but before the WIND. Remember wind? It is fast. But not as fast as the power of SUN. NU. You can't spell SUN without NU. OR an S.

Funny bannannas :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance

Bananas that will make Mizzou slip. Slip and fall. Fall down the stairs. I've fallen and I can't get up. Life alert. Life alert in Columbia.

Hover-round. You know what a Hover-round does? It uses power. Power like the SUN! The sun is HOT like a funny face :steam But it is not funny.

GO ADI KOONalick! :nutz He kicks balls. But he does not SICK balls, like 'Chopper' the dog in the movie Stand By Me. HE kicks it in the Winkie.

This is a winkie ;)

He kicks POWER. Power of RED! Power of sun.

I like pancakes :moreinteresting But I WiLL stay for until you realize what I say is Gosphel. Gosphel. Say it. Gosphel.
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LMFAO! I literally have been laughing for 10 minutes straight.

TuffTiger for President in '08! PINKEL TIME for Vice!

 
CMB, that's what I mean. That's creative smack -- A+. Much better than what those two Mizzu fans can produce -- F. You're great at it; they suck at it. :cheers

 
cmb23 said:
Not is Rain DUE saaterday. RAIN is to the mist. IT dries. Be'coz NU is Power of SUN!

SUN breaks through clouds by burning RAIN. Burning. You know how fire burns? AIR. Jordan? No, but powerful like his shoes is the SUN.

Columbia will feel the SUN on their faces at night. After the RAIN, but before the WIND. Remember wind? It is fast. But not as fast as the power of SUN. NU. You can't spell SUN without NU. OR an S.

Funny bannannas :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance

Bananas that will make Mizzou slip. Slip and fall. Fall down the stairs. I've fallen and I can't get up. Life alert. Life alert in Columbia.

Hover-round. You know what a Hover-round does? It uses power. Power like the SUN! The sun is HOT like a funny face :steam But it is not funny.

GO ADI KOONalick! :nutz He kicks balls. But he does not SICK balls, like 'Chopper' the dog in the movie Stand By Me. HE kicks it in the Winkie.

This is a winkie ;)

He kicks POWER. Power of RED! Power of sun.

I like pancakes :moreinteresting But I WiLL stay for until you realize what I say is Gosphel. Gosphel. Say it. Gosphel.
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Those two parts had me rolling on the floor! Good God, I can't breathe!! :laughpound

 
cmb23 said:
Not is Rain DUE saaterday. RAIN is to the mist. IT dries. Be'coz NU is Power of SUN!

SUN breaks through clouds by burning RAIN. Burning. You know how fire burns? AIR. Jordan? No, but powerful like his shoes is the SUN.

Columbia will feel the SUN on their faces at night. After the RAIN, but before the WIND. Remember wind? It is fast. But not as fast as the power of SUN. NU. You can't spell SUN without NU. OR an S.

Funny bannannas :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance

Bananas that will make Mizzou slip. Slip and fall. Fall down the stairs. I've fallen and I can't get up. Life alert. Life alert in Columbia.

Hover-round. You know what a Hover-round does? It uses power. Power like the SUN! The sun is HOT like a funny face :steam But it is not funny.

GO ADI KOONalick! :nutz He kicks balls. But he does not SICK balls, like 'Chopper' the dog in the movie Stand By Me. HE kicks it in the Winkie.

This is a winkie ;)

He kicks POWER. Power of RED! Power of sun.

I like pancakes :moreinteresting But I WiLL stay for until you realize what I say is Gosphel. Gosphel. Say it. Gosphel.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin

 
I have had an itchy trigger finger to lock this up a long time ago but like the rest, its so damned funny I cant bring myself to do it.

Party on Wayne aka tufftiger

 
cmb23 said:
Not is Rain DUE saaterday. RAIN is to the mist. IT dries. Be'coz NU is Power of SUN!

SUN breaks through clouds by burning RAIN. Burning. You know how fire burns? AIR. Jordan? No, but powerful like his shoes is the SUN.

Columbia will feel the SUN on their faces at night. After the RAIN, but before the WIND. Remember wind? It is fast. But not as fast as the power of SUN. NU. You can't spell SUN without NU. OR an S.

Funny bannannas :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance

Bananas that will make Mizzou slip. Slip and fall. Fall down the stairs. I've fallen and I can't get up. Life alert. Life alert in Columbia.

Hover-round. You know what a Hover-round does? It uses power. Power like the SUN! The sun is HOT like a funny face :steam But it is not funny.

GO ADI KOONalick! :nutz He kicks balls. But he does not SICK balls, like 'Chopper' the dog in the movie Stand By Me. HE kicks it in the Winkie.

This is a winkie ;)

He kicks POWER. Power of RED! Power of sun.

I like pancakes :moreinteresting But I WiLL stay for until you realize what I say is Gosphel. Gosphel. Say it. Gosphel.
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:clap :clap :rollin :rollin :rollin :clap :clap :thumbs That's some good smack talk.

 
Man I love reading this stupid, but hilarious stuff! I just lightens up the day!

 

Like those "d!(k and Jane Books"

 

See d!(k drink.

See d!(k drive.

See d!(k die.

Moral: Don't be a d!(k!

 
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