Reasons why dogs are better than women

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hskrdedhed

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If you put a spiked collar on a dog they wont call you a pervert.

If you come home smelling of another dog, your dog wont get angry , but will just find it interesting.

 
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

A dogs parents will never come to visit.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs dont notice if you call them another dogs name.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

Dogs find you amusing when your drunk.

Dogs seldom outlive you.

You never have to wait for a dog , they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

Dogs dont mind if you give their offspring away.

The later you are , the happier the dog is to see you.

A dog doesnt care about the previous dogs in you life.

Dogs have no use for flowers , cards or jewelry.

When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly , you can shoot it.

 
Dogs dont tell other dogs about what a jerk you are.

Dogs do their snooping outside , not in your drawers , car , cell phone etc. , etc.

 
:bonez :hellloooo :hellloooo :bonez

If you have a bad day and come home and give your dog a little kick, 10 minutes later he'll have his head in your lap and lick your hand.

...T_O_B

:bonez :hellloooo :hellloooo :bonez

 
:)

They don't remember that one time, years ago, when you were an a$$ hole and got drunk and stupid, and now feels the need to bring it up at least 4 times a year.

:)

 
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hskrdedhed said:
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

A dogs parents will never come to visit.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs dont notice if you call them another dogs name.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

Dogs find you amusing when your drunk.

Dogs seldom outlive you.

[b]You never have to wait for a dog , they're ready to go 24 hours a day[/b].

Dogs dont mind if you give their offspring away.

The later you are , the happier the dog is to see you.

A dog doesnt care about the previous dogs in you life.

Dogs have no use for flowers , cards or jewelry.

When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly , you can shoot it.
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HMMMMMMM?

 
T_O_Bull said:
:bonez :hellloooo :hellloooo :bonez

If you have a bad day and come home and give your dog a little kick, 10 minutes later he'll have his head in your lap and lick your hand.

...T_O_B

:bonez :hellloooo :hellloooo :bonez
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That's not nice, I hope he pees in your shoes!

 
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