RaisedHusker
Four-Star Recruit
I am not sure if this is the place to post this thread. I have lived in Oklahoma City and Dallas. I hate the slang words: "fixin" and "ya'all". Here are some pics and differences between Texas(rednecks) and Oklahoma(hillbillies).
Redneck...Hillbilly-Subtle Differences
A hillbilly loves in, well, the hills. A redneck doesn’t. A hillbilly can have redneck tendencies though. The differences are very subtle to a human but rednecks and hillbillies can always tell a faker when they run into one.
Belt buckles- A redneck wears a gigantic, shiny belt buckle. A hillbilly wears a gigantic, rusty belt buckle. A redneck has the buckle on a belt while a hillbilly might have it hanging from the rope he’s using as a belt.
Teeth- A redneck usually has at least half of his teeth or a partial plate. A hillbilly may not have any teeth, including a partial. He does carry his last tooth around his neck, on a string.
Homes- A redneck favors trailers for homes. So do hillbillies, except a hillbilly trailer won’t have skirting around it. Makes it too hard for the dogs to get under when it rains.
Beverage- Both favor beer but a redneck prefers cans over bottles. A hillbilly is concerned only about the price.
Cars- The main difference between a redneck car and a hillbilly car is the amount of time spent up on blocks.
Hair- A redneck uses axle grease to slick his back while a hillbilly will uses snot.
Favorite food- A hillbilly prefers grits and roadkill. A redneck prefers grits and whatever it happens to be covering up.
Nose blowing- A redneck will wipe his nose on his shirt sleeve while a hillbilly prefers to blow it straight out at the ground. If he hits your shoes, he apologizes.
Work- Neither is a strong believer.
Pets- Rednecks-mean dogs. Hillbillies- whatever’s edible
Reading- Redneck sticks to comic books. Hillbillies look at only pictures, including naked women, although he doesn’t believe women look like that in real life.
Wife- A redneck might marry his cousin but not his sister. A hillbilly might marry his sister although he might not know it until the junior cretin is born.
Hillbilly Women
Redneck Special Forces
Could be bird dogs for both Rednecks and Hillbillies
Redneck...Hillbilly-Subtle Differences
A hillbilly loves in, well, the hills. A redneck doesn’t. A hillbilly can have redneck tendencies though. The differences are very subtle to a human but rednecks and hillbillies can always tell a faker when they run into one.
Belt buckles- A redneck wears a gigantic, shiny belt buckle. A hillbilly wears a gigantic, rusty belt buckle. A redneck has the buckle on a belt while a hillbilly might have it hanging from the rope he’s using as a belt.
Teeth- A redneck usually has at least half of his teeth or a partial plate. A hillbilly may not have any teeth, including a partial. He does carry his last tooth around his neck, on a string.
Homes- A redneck favors trailers for homes. So do hillbillies, except a hillbilly trailer won’t have skirting around it. Makes it too hard for the dogs to get under when it rains.
Beverage- Both favor beer but a redneck prefers cans over bottles. A hillbilly is concerned only about the price.
Cars- The main difference between a redneck car and a hillbilly car is the amount of time spent up on blocks.
Hair- A redneck uses axle grease to slick his back while a hillbilly will uses snot.
Favorite food- A hillbilly prefers grits and roadkill. A redneck prefers grits and whatever it happens to be covering up.
Nose blowing- A redneck will wipe his nose on his shirt sleeve while a hillbilly prefers to blow it straight out at the ground. If he hits your shoes, he apologizes.
Work- Neither is a strong believer.
Pets- Rednecks-mean dogs. Hillbillies- whatever’s edible
Reading- Redneck sticks to comic books. Hillbillies look at only pictures, including naked women, although he doesn’t believe women look like that in real life.
Wife- A redneck might marry his cousin but not his sister. A hillbilly might marry his sister although he might not know it until the junior cretin is born.
Hillbilly Women
Redneck Special Forces
Could be bird dogs for both Rednecks and Hillbillies
