tattooedhusker
All-Conference
A Mexican, a Muslim, and a Redneck Girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice"
The Muslim, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In the Middle East we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots
the Mexican and the Muslim. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal
Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice"
The Muslim, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In the Middle East we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots
the Mexican and the Muslim. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal
Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
